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« Reply #1221 on: October 11, 2009, 02:05:43 PM »
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« Reply #1223 on: October 12, 2009, 10:13:26 AM »
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« Reply #1224 on: October 12, 2009, 07:44:18 PM »
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« Reply #1225 on: October 14, 2009, 07:13:18 PM »


Marriage was a bad career move. :thumb-down:   I miss her^^^^
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« Reply #1226 on: October 15, 2009, 02:59:28 PM »


Marriage was a bad career move. :thumb-down:   I miss her^^^^


I miss those two too!

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Re: Funny Tennis Pictures
« Reply #1227 on: October 15, 2009, 06:19:27 PM »
I too liked the wacky Betheny Mattack-Sands,  yes, since she got married she grew up - darn it

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« Reply #1228 on: October 16, 2009, 04:41:11 AM »
[youtube]YYJdolP4Zkc[/youtube]

Pennetta talks about her love life, her male colleagues, Sharapova, the Williams sisters and Italian tennis.

I love her answers! She's sweet and honest. And she loves the guys I love :cool:.

A rough translation:

Flavia, are you one of those who grunt?
"No, not so much."
Make us feel like
"Ahhh."
Who has the most exaggerated grunt in the circuit?
"Sharapova.
And how?
"Aaaaaah.
But are you a tennis player or a porn star?
"Tennis."
On a more serious note. Where are you in the world rankings?
"Number 10."
When will you win a Grand Slam?
"Hopefully soon."
Which Italian tennis player has done better than you in history?
"None."
But what have you more than the male tennis players?
"We [women] are more determined."
Because a male tennis player hasn't been at the top of the rankings for a long time?
"Because I'm not very conclusive."
Have you ever been with a tennis player?
"Yes."
Who is he?
"Carlos Moya."
You and Moya during tournaments: in separate rooms or in common?
"In common."
Free sex or abstinence?
"Free."
I mean, well, with others?
"No."
So too were doing the double?
"Sometimes ... No, no."
You and Moya were still together?
"No".
Who left whom?
"He left me."
Why is it over?
"Because you fall in love with another."
Today you're engaged?
"No".
How much money do you earn?
"Enough."
Beautiful, rich, powerful and famous. Why can't you find someone?
"Because I do not want one?"
Make a call to a prince.
"Guys I'm here."
How many tennis players have tried to hit on you?
"Three or four."
Last?
"A Brazilian".
And you said yes?
"No, I said no."
Why?
"He wasn't my type."
Did you tell him?
"It didn't seem the appropriate moment."
Who is the most beautiful tennis player?
"Tommy Haas."
And would you go to bed with him?
"No, but Safin: yes."
How about Federer?
"No".
And Nadal?
"No".
And Del Potro?
"No".
And Yannick Noah?
[pause] "No".
But you've thought about it?
"No, I looked for a moment. I imagined it before saying 'no'."
And a night with Sharapova?
"Absolutely, no."
Has a (female) tennis player ever tried to hit on you?
"No, never."
Not even Navratilova?
"Absolutely not."
Are there many gay tennis players?
"Yes."
We return to the grunts. Why do so many female tennis players grunt?
"It's a way to blow off steam and relax, I guess."
Let me hear your little scream when needed.
"HHH".
[Hit the starboard?]
"I breath more than anything else, then I fffffff. The whole mmhh."
Let us hear your grunt in bed?
"But my mother is watching !!!".
Never posed nude for a calendar?
"No".
Then do it for the "Reservoir Dogs". Let us see a January sexy. Posing A horny April. Posing a hot August. Posing a December surprise.
[posing]
The thing you do best in tennis?
"The other side."
In the kitchen?
"The pasta and sauce."
The wheel?
"Parking".
At home?
"Sleep."
In the disco?
"Wink."
In bed?
"Come on, these questions ..."
Have you ever done it in a locker room?
"Yes."
The lineup of the arbitrator?
"No".
On clay?
"No".
On concrete?
"Yes."
That camp was?
"A field ... the tree".
Grass?
"Yes."
The strangest place where you've done it?
"On the plane, during a long flight."
Who was the strongest tennis player in the world?
"Seles was the strongest."
And today?
"The Williams -if they train- are the strongest."
Between you and the Williams sisters, who is the richest?
"They".
And the most beautiful?
"I".
And the most famous?
"They".
And the fattest?
"They".
The most pissed off?
"They".
The most horny?
"I".
Why do you always lose to Serena Williams?
"She's an animal in comparison to me."
At what age did you start playing?
"4 years".
How many hours do you train?
"4 or 5.
Where do you train?
"Barcelona."
Is there doping in tennis?
"I think so."
Why do some tennis players snort cocaine?
"For fun".
Have you ever sniffed?
"No".
Who is the most beautiful tennis circuit?
"Kournikova, but she doesn't play anymore."
Most beautiful: you or Kournikova?
"Kournikova."
Most beautiful: you or Wozniacki?
"I".
Most beautiful: you or Sharapova?
"I".
Most beautiful: you or Schiavone?
"It's a beautiful struggle." :)

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Re: Funny Tennis Pictures
« Reply #1229 on: October 16, 2009, 11:24:25 AM »
Thanks, Belgian Miss! Somehow, this interview reveals more about Flavia than any center spread in Playboy could ever do. It is admirable that she can be so candid about issues so sensitive  :scared: Hingis likened Amelie Mauresmo to a man; Serena is now called a beast by Flavia :rofl_2: I wonder who was more offended :confused1:

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« Reply #1230 on: October 16, 2009, 01:19:50 PM »
 :rofl_2:

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« Reply #1231 on: October 16, 2009, 02:38:24 PM »
:rofl_2:


 :hysterical: :hysterical:

 :bright idea:

Post that picture in the Shanghai thread!  :rofl_2:
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« Reply #1232 on: October 16, 2009, 03:13:33 PM »


I couldn't resist posting this :rofl_2:!

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« Reply #1233 on: October 16, 2009, 03:29:09 PM »
Well, now we know where your mind is.  LOL.. just kidding.

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« Reply #1234 on: October 16, 2009, 04:00:02 PM »
I guess this is the theme of the day with Belgian Miss posting and in the Nole Forum too. Chinese women who love ATP players. Watch the cameras come out:





Chinese spectators takes pictures of Rafael Nadal of Spain, foreground, during a match against Ivan Ljubicic of Croatia, during the quarterfinal of Shanghai ATP Masters 1000 tennis tournament, in Shanghai, China, Friday, Oct. 16, 2009. Nadal defeated Ljubicic 3-6, 6-3 after Ljubicic retired from the match due to left hip injury.
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« Reply #1235 on: October 16, 2009, 04:08:43 PM »
I'm not that bad :\ (and I posted in Söderlings thread, not Noles).

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« Reply #1236 on: October 16, 2009, 04:11:22 PM »
I'm not that bad :\ (and I posted in Söderlings thread, not Noles).

No, you misunderstood. Alex posted pictures of Chinese Women with signs asking Nole to Marry them and I posted pictures of Chinese Women with "Soderling" signs. And then your pictures of "hot" ATP Players has just added to today's theme.

Here is one more of Rafa getting attention as Ivan leaves.  :rofl_2:

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« Reply #1237 on: October 16, 2009, 05:25:18 PM »
Penneta is super fun,and ............! I'll say this one more time, too bad I'm too young for her! But hey Flavia, Tommy's engaged ,so sorry !
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« Reply #1238 on: October 16, 2009, 06:24:46 PM »
^^ Poor Flavia :(



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« Reply #1239 on: October 16, 2009, 07:12:16 PM »


This is an impressively angry face.  I don't think I am even capable of emoting such unfiltered rage with every facet of my body, yet his face right there says so much.