I stole this from MTF.
I did some poster name replacements.
This is Roger.
He is made of Sexy.
His hair is made of Perfect.
His forehand is made of Win.
This is Andy.
His on-court demeanor is made of Whine.
His trips to the beach are made of Fail.
His backhand is made of Ugly.
Roger plays tennis for a living.
He is kind of good.
Andy also plays tennis for a living.
sid thinks he's good.
Sometimes Roger and Andy play together.
Their matches make Fed Fangirls very sad and frustrated.
They also make baby Jesus cry.
No one ever thought Andy could make Roger his pigeon...
His ass just isn't big enough for that.
Alas, it happened.
But there is still consolation for Fed Fangirls.
Random shirtless pic to prove point.