Emma, Federer doesn't have a big nose.
I measured it .
That isn't actually you is it?
Actually Buckeye, that IS me. I've tried to keep it silent, but I guess you found me out! I will confess. You see, I'm actually Federer's tailor. I work at Nike and Yes, I'm responsible for the cardigan. Yes, I'm responsible for the bag. Yes, I'm responsible for the 15
on his jacket. These were all my ideas, and even though I'm not proud of them they simply seemed like a good move at the time. Don't blame Roger for my classic sense of fashion!