Well, I don't know anything about them since I don't follow your 'football' (our soccer). Give me tennis, football (American style), basketball, baseball, track & field, bowling, golf, swimming, figure skating, etc.... but I don't do 'soccer'....but you guys go on hating this team that I know nothing about. I do know Chris will make this thread grow!
OK, so 3 of those are sports Americans invented because they were sh!t at sports any other countries played and they wanted some they could win at when no other countries played, 3 are not even on nodding terms with 'sports' and 2 of them have almost zero skill in them. You decide which ones are which.
Sorry, I just read through your list and had a snide comment for every single sport (or non-sport)