Thank goodness you've got Emma Jean to satiate your appetite.
No, she is mad at me. She won't even talk to me any more 
You cannot be serious!?!?! 
Our marriage is just not working lately. I tried to be supportive but she is so stubborn
. I'm thinking of importing a new wife from Russia
.
The D.R. is the place to go if you're 'shopping' for a wife.
That being said, my buddies brudda got a Russky and it seems to be working out just fine.
Or, depending on how you look at it, you could say 'she
got him!
