You people mock LA, which is fine with me. I'm from the more sophisticated :snob: Bay Area, the only region in the country that speaks "TV English."
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t274Wb2Wl44[/youtube]
People, including NoCals, mock (SoCal) valley girl speak. I had this "conversation" with my younger cousin, who grew up in Orange County (SoCal), and it went something like this...
Babblecuz (she's telling me a story about her and her friend):
...so I'm all, "blah blah blah..."
...and she's all, "blah blah balh..."
...so I'm all, "blah blah blah..."
...and she's all, "blah blah balh..."
...so I'm all, "blah blah blah..."
...and she's all, "blah blah balh..."
...so I'm all, "blah blah blah..."
...and she's all, "blah blah balh..."
Babble

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I don't even know what the hell she was talking about. I was in tears