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Re: •°o* Ye Olde Castle - Vol.#2: Open to all in the Summer heat & the US Open
« Reply #1300 on: September 23, 2012, 09:24:59 PM »
mimi - what you wouldn't cook all day for a super fat man fused to his chair?  :innocent:

yu yu, i want my relaxing time, not to sit all day and cook, i want to go travelling, shopping, watching tv ........... you want to cook for a super fat woman all day, Alex?  :innocent:

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Re: •°o* Ye Olde Castle - Vol.#2: Open to all in the Summer heat & the US Open
« Reply #1301 on: September 23, 2012, 10:03:35 PM »
Guys, I need a double cheeseburger with all the fixins' and I need it now!

Alex, you bettter don't try it or else you gonna be as fat as a ballon, and cannot going anywhere except your bed and toilet  :rofl_2: :rofl_2:



 :rofl_2: :rofl_2:in that case i would suggest that a toilet is built near or right next to the bed.

kitchen on on side of the bed and the toilet on the other side since mobility would be so limited.

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« Reply #1302 on: September 23, 2012, 10:08:49 PM »
and i doubt it would be easy for you to take a bath if you are so fat .........  :)>>>>

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« Reply #1303 on: September 23, 2012, 10:16:54 PM »
i hit some good shots and won a few points from my powerfu male tennis mate yesterday, i think i may have to make myself a more powerful string so that i can generate more power and beat them all  :)~ :)~

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« Reply #1304 on: September 23, 2012, 10:27:35 PM »
Alex, you bettter don't try it or else you gonna be as fat as a ballon, and cannot going anywhere except your bed and toilet  :rofl_2: :rofl_2:


Fat Man Fused To Chair

 
I'd just give him some water, a few vitamins and maybe 500 calories a day.
 
What's he going to do?     Chase me around???? 
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« Reply #1305 on: September 23, 2012, 10:34:49 PM »
wow. mimi the new tennis sensation in hong kong. :)>>>> :)>>>>
 
dont hurt them too much mimi. :))
 
you better get to the gym and start working out if you want real power. :gleam:

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« Reply #1306 on: September 23, 2012, 10:35:28 PM »
Alex, you bettter don't try it or else you gonna be as fat as a ballon, and cannot going anywhere except your bed and toilet  :rofl_2: :rofl_2:


Fat Man Fused To Chair

 
I'd just give him some water, a few vitamins and maybe 500 calories a day.
 
What's he going to do?     Chase me around????






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« Reply #1307 on: September 23, 2012, 10:58:45 PM »
Swish is too cruel, I will give Alex a piece of bread besides that water  :rofl_2: :rofl_2:

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« Reply #1308 on: September 23, 2012, 11:38:14 PM »
mimi obesity has become quite a problem here in the south.
2 out 3 can be considered fat or obese. its that good old southern cooking.
 
and people just love pizza, fried chicken, and burgers.

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« Reply #1309 on: September 24, 2012, 12:02:39 AM »
Give me a kitchen on one side, and a toilet right underneath me and I'm all set. Just hook me up to my insulin pump and I'm ready to GO!
Then we will fight in the shade.

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« Reply #1310 on: September 24, 2012, 12:07:33 AM »
i think i will try some sleep folks. see you all next time.

post away and have a blast.
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« Reply #1311 on: September 24, 2012, 03:07:39 AM »
pizza, fried chicken, burgers, i love them, unlucky that all delicious food are greasy  :ranting: :rasta: :sad angel: :head-bash: :toot: :ice cream:

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« Reply #1312 on: September 24, 2012, 03:08:17 AM »
any tennis tourneys to be played ?  :king:

how is our rafa?  :(

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Re: •°o* Ye Olde Castle - Vol.#2: Open to all in the Summer heat & the US Open
« Reply #1313 on: September 24, 2012, 03:17:49 AM »
pizza, fried chicken, burgers, i love them, unlucky that all delicious food are greasy  :ranting: :rasta: :sad angel: :head-bash: :toot: :ice cream:

Eat up mimi, we know greasy food makes us feel happier!
Then we will fight in the shade.

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Re: •°o* Ye Olde Castle - Vol.#2: Open to all in the Summer heat & the US Open
« Reply #1314 on: September 24, 2012, 06:54:38 AM »
mimi obesity has become quite a problem here in the south.
2 out 3 can be considered fat or obese. its that good old southern cooking.
 
and people just love pizza, fried chicken, and burgers.

Hmm, that's strange, when you can jog in the sand and swim and all that stuff. The easiest way to lose weight. Fortunately I'm into strength training and don't care about my weight at all. The strength training I do gives me all the "cardio" I need.

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« Reply #1315 on: September 24, 2012, 11:12:53 AM »
what up general nekromanta.
 
 
cool avi there. i like it.

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« Reply #1316 on: September 24, 2012, 11:54:14 AM »
Hehe, yes... 

So in Florida and Cali people are growing fat? I hope the chicks are still hot though.... 80s chicks from Miami and LA are my favourite. I wish I had a time machine and could bang them all  :thumbs-up:

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« Reply #1317 on: September 24, 2012, 12:08:09 PM »
chicks are hotter than ever. especially on the college campuses.
 
the guys are drinking way too much beer and putting on a lot of weight. everybody loves this southern cooking.

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« Reply #1318 on: September 24, 2012, 12:16:13 PM »
chicks are hotter than ever. especially on the college campuses.
 
the guys are drinking way too much beer and putting on a lot of weight. everybody loves this southern cooking.

Haha, that's good. Extra calories are no problem. Sometimes I run around in my garden with two 30 kilo weights, that takes care of the extra fat, strengthening you at the same time.

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« Reply #1319 on: September 24, 2012, 04:07:13 PM »
vamosssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sports fans.
 
what up general nekromanta. man bring on the weekend already.
 
last one was too short.
 
i have some news on nadal. will post it here later today.