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Emma, is this you?
« on: October 04, 2012, 09:59:57 PM »
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Re: Emma, is this you?
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2012, 03:06:32 PM »
Alex, have things gone so bad for you that you don't even recognize your own wife?
You are everything I am not.

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Re: Emma, is this you?
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2012, 04:32:59 PM »
Alex, have things gone so bad for you that you don't even recognize your own wife?
but hun, I want you like this, don't ever change, you can slap me with your 'intelligence' any time you want to  :rofl_2:
« Last Edit: October 12, 2012, 04:57:06 PM by Alex »

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Re: Emma, is this you?
« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2012, 12:05:02 AM »
:rofl_2:
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Damn man, those are some mean silicones being put to work. Which one was Emma??  :rofl_2:

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Re: Emma, is this you?
« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2012, 04:12:55 AM »
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America's Got Talent breast lady

 
Damn man, those are some mean silicones being put to work. Which one was Emma??  :rofl_2:

the left one I think  :rofl_2:

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Re: Emma, is this you?
« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2012, 06:41:04 PM »
Here's Alex posting from home.

You are everything I am not.

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Re: Emma, is this you?
« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2012, 05:58:31 PM »
Here's Alex posting from home.



I see Alex has lost some weight :whistle:

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Re: Emma, is this you?
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2012, 10:29:17 AM »
Here's Alex posting from home.



but, but ... I look so beautiful and I refuse to change. Emma, could I have some money for food, like really hungry right now. I'm sure you could afford 10 bucks.  :)). I like McDonald and I will except gift certificates too  :gleam:.

after I get money, I'm done with you 

Sid, can you help a bud? just watching Judge Judy, she is evil, not sure if you Brits have it over there. OK, so my question is how to handle Emma. I know she is an evil Judy, darn. why can't I meet normal women (pshh, they don't exist)  :))

Judge Judy Disgusted With Delusional Sistahs! pt 1


Emma, if you don't have it, it doesn't exist  :))
« Last Edit: November 02, 2012, 10:50:51 AM by Alex »

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Re: Emma, is this you?
« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2012, 10:25:34 AM »
Alex's favourite song.

Sting & David Sanborn - Ain't No Sunshine When She's Gone
You are everything I am not.

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Re: Emma, is this you?
« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2012, 04:05:41 PM »
Alex's favourite song.

Sting & David Sanborn - Ain't No Sunshine When She's Gone

s**te, you got me here. love that song ... prefer some other versions tho ... but, hey
Emma, why do you need to be so smart? just get blond and get over with it  :rofl_2:
OK, I like this version so much and no I do not watch reality shows, I'm too smart  :)~
Shaun Smith - Ain't No Sunshine :: Britain Got Talent 2009 Auditions


you got me mam, I have to try harder ...

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Re: Emma, is this you?
« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2012, 11:58:36 PM »
Emma, this is for you. Love this girl, Mama Cass Eliot
Mama Cass Eliot - Dream a little dream of me

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Re: Emma, is this you?
« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2012, 07:26:49 PM »
Here's Alex posting from home.



but, but ... I look so beautiful and I refuse to change. Emma, could I have some money for food, like really hungry right now. I'm sure you could afford 10 bucks.  :)). I like McDonald and I will except gift certificates too  :gleam:.

after I get money, I'm done with you 

Sid, can you help a bud? just watching Judge Judy, she is evil, not sure if you Brits have it over there. OK, so my question is how to handle Emma. I know she is an evil Judy, darn. why can't I meet normal women (pshh, they don't exist)  :))

Judge Judy Disgusted With Delusional Sistahs! pt 1

Emma, if you don't have it, it doesn't exist  :))


Alex she does not want to hear you :))

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Re: Emma, is this you?
« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2012, 11:12:43 AM »
not sure Sid. She's been busy lately doing, God knows what. probably nothing, like most women  :)~. maybe exploiting her bf or gossiping with her girlfriends. who knows?

« Last Edit: November 09, 2012, 01:52:48 AM by Alex »

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Re: Emma, is this you?
« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2012, 07:27:16 PM »
Alex's life in a nutshell:

I can not help feeling like I have so much at steak
So I lock myself inside my head and I just run in place
 
So many directions I don't know which way to go
I'm so busy doing nothing I got nothing to show (lolol)
 
I've got a new low, all 52 cards in a row
I see now that I won't let go
No I won't let go
You are everything I am not.

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Re: Emma, is this you?
« Reply #15 on: November 07, 2012, 10:08:11 PM »
Alex's life in a nutshell:

I can not help feeling like I have so much at steak
So I lock myself inside my head and I just run in place
 
So many directions I don't know which way to go
I'm so busy doing nothing I got nothing to show (lolol)
 
I've got a new low, all 52 cards in a row
I see now that I won't let go
No I won't let go
lovely, is this your poem or you finally figured out how to copy and paste thingy :rofl_2:? I love my steak medium well btw ... you need to learn how to cook or I'll never marry you  :)~

oh, I like my ladies to be nice, girly and obedient ... you are non of that, not sure what to do with you  :innocent:

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Re: Emma, is this you?
« Reply #16 on: November 13, 2012, 07:20:05 PM »
I am flying solo, Alex. As I've said many times before, women are from Venus, men are....just stupid. Therefore, you are stupid. stupido...
« Last Edit: November 13, 2012, 07:20:52 PM by Emma »
You are everything I am not.

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Re: Emma, is this you?
« Reply #17 on: November 13, 2012, 07:21:49 PM »
Where's pawan these days anyway?
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Re: Emma, is this you?
« Reply #18 on: November 14, 2012, 06:43:12 AM »
Check the Barclay's WTF thread.  Nov. 11
He graces us with his opines from on high every so often.
Appears to be quite busy with real life.
CONK da ball!!!

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Re: Emma, is this you?
« Reply #19 on: November 14, 2012, 08:15:49 PM »
I am flying solo, Alex. As I've said many times before, women are from Venus, men are....just stupid. Therefore, you are stupid. stupido...
deep inside you want to be loved. the problem is you are too opinionated. when you get humble, someone will say hi to you  :)). so darhling, repeat after me,, HUMBLE  :)~. you see, I'm so nice, I get laid on a regular basis  :gleam: