ok general alex.
pass this on to emma. we offer the following courses at
the castle institute for the lost and homeless. the school is completely free:
1. creative suffering
2. creative tooth decay
3. joys of hypochndria
4. tax shelters for the indigent
5. ego gratification through violence
6. overcoming the peace of mind
7. tap dance your way to social ridicule
8. high fiber sex
9. needlecraft for junkies
10. guilt without sex