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Best excuse ever!
« on: January 04, 2013, 06:59:41 PM »
I was going to use this excuse next time I lost to Randy or JimD, but looks like someone stole it already:

Victoria Azarenka blames bad pedicure for Brisbane withdrawal
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Re: Best excuse ever!
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2013, 07:53:36 AM »
And here James Blake was b**ching about a broken neck for a year.

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Re: Best excuse ever!
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2013, 08:06:30 AM »
Style over tennis, don't you guys know this?
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Re: Best excuse ever!
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2013, 05:59:48 PM »
Fed's fake mono   :rofl_2:

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Re: Best excuse ever!
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2013, 07:17:09 PM »
And here James Blake was b**ching about a broken neck for a year.

Shesh!!

lol, too funny.  Running for drop shots is dangerous business.  A kid here in town broke both of his wrists running for a drop shot, he is about a 4.5 player, so a solid player.  I guess wrists is far better than neck!
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Re: Best excuse ever!
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2013, 07:17:29 PM »
Fed's fake mono   :rofl_2:

If I could get mono and play that good I would be a happy camper!
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« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2013, 01:38:24 AM »
OK, this is really great stuff. I can't stop laughing  :rofl_2:. hilarious.
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Re: Best excuse ever!
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2013, 08:25:15 AM »
I was going to use this excuse next time I lost to Randy or JimD, but looks like someone stole it already:

Victoria Azarenka blames bad pedicure for Brisbane withdrawal

Loooool!   It's as good as excuse as any, I suppose!

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Re: Best excuse ever!
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2013, 10:32:25 AM »
In my group, the most feeble one ever was from the sub who said "I'm sorry, but I slept in".

He was dropped from the list.   :rip:

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« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2013, 06:52:17 PM »
Agassi losing the 1990 French Open Final because of his wig (from his autobiography "Open" ).  Epic! :worthy: :

"Every morning I would get up and find another piece of my identity on the pillow, in the wash basin, down the plughole  :(. I asked myself: you want to wear a toupee? On the tennis court? I answered myself; what else could I do?  Then the fiasco happened.  The evening before the match I stood under the shower and felt my wig suddenly fall apart  :shocking:.  Probably I used the wrong hair rinse  :no-no-no:. I panicked and called my brother Philly into the room.  "Itís a total disaster!" I said to him. He looked at it and said he could clamp it with hair clips.  It took 20 clips. "Do you think it will hold?" I asked. "Just donít move so much," he said :rofl_2:.  Of course I could have played without my hairpiece, but what would all the journalists have written if they knew that all the time I was really wearing a wig?   During the warming-up training before play I prayed  ://. Not for victory, but that my hairpiece would not fall off  :// ://.  With each leap, I imagine it falling into the sand  :eek:. I imagine millions of spectators move closer to their TV sets, their eyes widening and, in dozens of dialects and languages, ask how Andre Agassiís hair has fallen from his head?  :whistle:

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Re: Best excuse ever!
« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2013, 08:18:27 PM »
I was going to use this excuse next time I lost to Randy or JimD, but looks like someone stole it already:

Victoria Azarenka blames bad pedicure for Brisbane withdrawal

That's about the only one I HAVEN'T heard from you!   :rofl_2:  That was funny.
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.  - Mitch Hedberg

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Best excuse ever!
« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2013, 09:25:24 PM »
Agassi losing the 1990 French Open Final because of his wig (from his autobiography "Open" ).  Epic! :worthy: :

"Every morning I would get up and find another piece of my identity on the pillow, in the wash basin, down the plughole  :(. I asked myself: you want to wear a toupee? On the tennis court? I answered myself; what else could I do?  Then the fiasco happened.  The evening before the match I stood under the shower and felt my wig suddenly fall apart  :shocking:.  Probably I used the wrong hair rinse  :no-no-no:. I panicked and called my brother Philly into the room.  "It’s a total disaster!" I said to him. He looked at it and said he could clamp it with hair clips.  It took 20 clips. "Do you think it will hold?" I asked. "Just don’t move so much," he said :rofl_2:.  Of course I could have played without my hairpiece, but what would all the journalists have written if they knew that all the time I was really wearing a wig?   During the warming-up training before play I prayed  ://. Not for victory, but that my hairpiece would not fall off  :// ://.  With each leap, I imagine it falling into the sand  :eek:. I imagine millions of spectators move closer to their TV sets, their eyes widening and, in dozens of dialects and languages, ask how Andre Agassi’s hair has fallen from his head?  :whistle:

 :hysterical:

Classic!  And from the only book I have ever read from start to end!
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Best excuse ever!
« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2013, 09:25:55 PM »
I was going to use this excuse next time I lost to Randy or JimD, but looks like someone stole it already:

Victoria Azarenka blames bad pedicure for Brisbane withdrawal

That's about the only one I HAVEN'T heard from you!   :rofl_2:  That was funny.

Well, if I am playing you I don't need an excuse because I always win!  ;)
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Re: Best excuse ever!
« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2013, 09:22:18 AM »
You are everything I am not.