Just to update this a bit:
I played yesterday at this club I usually play at on Saturdays and I played like s**t. I talked to the coach though...
I saw he played with the two handled racquet and did the volleyball style serve, so I asked him if he knew the Battistones. He said he knows Brian Battistone really well, and he has their racquet. He showed me it's just a Babolat Pure Drive with their handle on it. This guy is pretty damn good, so I asked him if he ever played Futures. He looked surprised that I knew so much about tennis, and he said he did actually play Futures. I asked him if he won any matches (a lot of people don't) and he chuckled and said he did win some matches. Then I took it a step further and asked if he ever got main draw, and he said 3 times (one on grass!). Then when I got home I looked his name up on the ITF site and it came up with nothing

Same with Google. So now I'm a bit pessimistic...
I just got done playing with my brother who's 18 and #1 on his tennis team, and I won 6-3. Not a big deal as I've beaten him worse before

I played s**ttily in the beginning, but well in the end