nadal having an argument with the gods:
gods: what is the bloody matter now clay warrior?
clay warrior: i am pissed off at you.
gods: now what? is there anybody you are not pissed off at?
clay warrior: why have you taken away all my energies and all my superhuman strength?
gods: of shut up and go practice. and oh by the way. forget about poker and golf and jacking off blindly and endlessly to football games when you know you need to be on the clay court working on your game.
clay warrior: why dont you let me complain at least.
gods: beat it. we have work to do.