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Re: I'm not happy with Djokovic
« Reply #20 on: June 19, 2013, 09:23:41 PM »
Djokovic had that ankle problem, probably interrupted his training schedule.
Lost his first trainer recently.
 
He'll be fine and back on track very soon.
 

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Re: I'm not happy with Djokovic
« Reply #21 on: June 21, 2013, 11:38:38 AM »
Alex, you don't understand the real problem here. You are not happy with yourself, hence you are not happy with anything else.

So here's a question: if you are given a chance to go out on a date with Nole's girlfriend or myself - who would you choose?
hm, tough question. You are a high maintenance ;-(). I'm not sure about Jelena. I'd go with Nole, I think  :)~ :rofl_2:

Before I kill you, Alex - would you please state how I am high maintenance since you have not gone out with me yet?
You are everything I am not.

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Re: I'm not happy with Djokovic
« Reply #22 on: June 21, 2013, 12:17:18 PM »
Alex, you don't understand the real problem here. You are not happy with yourself, hence you are not happy with anything else.

So here's a question: if you are given a chance to go out on a date with Nole's girlfriend or myself - who would you choose?
hm, tough question. You are a high maintenance ;-(). I'm not sure about Jelena. I'd go with Nole, I think  :)~ :rofl_2:

Before I kill you, Alex - would you please state how I am high maintenance since you have not gone out with me yet?
relax, you are perfect, I was just trying to get under your skin  :james-bond:

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Re: I'm not happy with Djokovic
« Reply #23 on: June 21, 2013, 07:17:18 PM »
I am not perfect. No one is.
You are everything I am not.

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Re: I'm not happy with Djokovic
« Reply #24 on: June 22, 2013, 02:24:58 PM »
:rofl_2: :rofl_2:

He needs to stop fooling around and get back to tennis. Needs to work on his:
1) Average serve which is top 10 at best
2) Pathetic return of serve
3) mediocre movement around the baseline
4) such an unreliable backhand
5) mental game: such a choker
yup, plus he needs to fix his chin (it's too long) and his helmet hair ... he has all that money,  yet he looks anorexic  :rasta:

yup, his hairs are as hard as a rock, and makes him look like a peanut, its time to have a change  :rofl_2:

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Re: I'm not happy with Djokovic
« Reply #25 on: June 23, 2013, 05:18:01 PM »
How can Nole change his hair? he has to keep it short or else it would look weird on him if he were to keep it long. It will look like this:

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Re: I'm not happy with Djokovic
« Reply #26 on: June 23, 2013, 05:39:34 PM »
Emma, that's cute  :king:

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Re: I'm not happy with Djokovic
« Reply #27 on: June 23, 2013, 06:23:10 PM »
That's actually creepy, Alex with bug eyes and hair like that. But mimi should be thrilled.  :)~
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Re: I'm not happy with Djokovic
« Reply #28 on: June 23, 2013, 07:44:46 PM »
Nole actually looks a bit better with a longer hair. something like this



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Re: I'm not happy with Djokovic
« Reply #29 on: June 23, 2013, 08:00:03 PM »
right general alex.
 
you mean he looks like a circus clown.
 
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Re: I'm not happy with Djokovic
« Reply #30 on: June 23, 2013, 08:04:59 PM »
right general alex.
 
you mean he looks like a circus clown.
 
 :)) :)) :rofl_2: :rofl_2: :hysterical:
you biotch  :rofl_2:. at least Nole has enough hair to help Rafa with a hair transplant  (he'll need one soon) :)~ :rofl_2:

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Re: I'm not happy with Djokovic
« Reply #31 on: June 23, 2013, 08:16:11 PM »
who needs hair when you can keep winning slams?
 
 
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Re: I'm not happy with Djokovic
« Reply #32 on: June 23, 2013, 08:43:52 PM »
who needs hair when you can keep winning slams?
 
 
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well, yeah, I guess. Agassi did just fine with a wig  :whistle:

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Re: I'm not happy with Djokovic
« Reply #33 on: June 23, 2013, 09:36:35 PM »
all the hair in the world is not going to help your boy against the clay warrior general alex.
 
 
get ready for more destruction and devastation at the hands of the clay warrior king.
 
 
 
better go buy a case of canadian whiskey to drown your sorrow.
 
 
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Re: I'm not happy with Djokovic
« Reply #34 on: June 23, 2013, 10:06:08 PM »
How can Nole change his hair? he has to keep it short or else it would look weird on him if he were to keep it long. It will look like this:



 
Nice picture Alex!!!  :rofl_2:
 
Professer Nole.  :cool:

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Re: I'm not happy with Djokovic
« Reply #35 on: June 27, 2013, 09:37:54 PM »
Djokovic will be #1 for a long time to come, he's been adding weeks since he started except for a break when Fed took it back last year.
 
With Fed dropping down Dr. No(le) has a clear path for some time to come.
 
Nadal won't do much on hards/grass and Murray has trouble with clay.
 
The upstarts don't have complete games on all surfaces.
 
 

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Re: I'm not happy with Djokovic
« Reply #36 on: June 27, 2013, 09:45:40 PM »
how did murray win the u.s. open if he "wont do well on hards"? the man is a defending champion and yet you are ready to conclude that "he wont do well on hards"
 
 
and what will you say if he defends his u.s. open crown after he wins Wimbledon?
 
 
 
there is no place for you hide now dr swishentein.
 
 
 
this is NOT mens toxic dump restrooms(MTF).

here you are required to be objective and reasonable. and no more cheap liquor for you.

I am sending you a bottle of 12 year old scotch.
 
 
 
 
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Re: I'm not happy with Djokovic
« Reply #37 on: June 27, 2013, 10:30:24 PM »
 
 
how did murray win the u.s. open if he "wont do well on hards"? the man is a defending champion and yet you are ready to conclude that "he wont do well on hards"

 
and what will you say if he defends his u.s. open crown after he wins Wimbledon?
 
 
 
there is no place for you hide now dr swishentein.
 
 
 
this is NOT mens toxic dump restrooms(MTF).

here you are required to be objective and reasonable. and no more cheap liquor for you.

I am sending you a bottle of 12 year old scotch.
 
 
 
 
 :)) :)) :rofl_2: :rofl_2: :rofl_2: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

 
Where did I say Murray doesn't do well on hards?   :rofl_2:
Here's my post.  Get your nose out of the liquor bottle.  :rofl_2:

 
Djokovic will be #1 for a long time to come, he's been adding weeks since he started except for a break when Fed took it back last year.
 
With Fed dropping down Dr. No(le) has a clear path for some time to come.
 
Nadal won't do much on hards/grass and Murray has trouble with clay.
 
The upstarts don't have complete games on all surfaces.
 
 

Lordy lordy lord. 
You remind me of a wet dream.  :king:
 
  :spot on: :spot on:
 
 

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Re: I'm not happy with Djokovic
« Reply #38 on: June 27, 2013, 10:35:17 PM »

 
how did murray win the u.s. open if he "wont do well on hards"? the man is a defending champion and yet you are ready to conclude that "he wont do well on hards"

 
and what will you say if he defends his u.s. open crown after he wins Wimbledon?
 
 
 
there is no place for you hide now dr swishentein.
 
 
 
this is NOT mens toxic dump restrooms(MTF).

here you are required to be objective and reasonable. and no more cheap liquor for you.

I am sending you a bottle of 12 year old scotch.
 
 
 
 
 :)) :)) :rofl_2: :rofl_2: :rofl_2: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

 
Where did I say Murray doesn't do well on hards?   :rofl_2:
Here's my post.  Get your nose out of the liquor bottle.  :rofl_2:

 
Djokovic will be #1 for a long time to come, he's been adding weeks since he started except for a break when Fed took it back last year.
 
With Fed dropping down Dr. No(le) has a clear path for some time to come.
 
Nadal won't do much on hards/grass and Murray has trouble with clay.
 
The upstarts don't have complete games on all surfaces.
 
 

Lordy lordy lord. 
You remind me of a wet dream.  :king:
 
  :spot on: :spot on:




damn dr swish.
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you caught me napping after all.



I am actually drinking a tall glass of merlot.


this is what happens when I read a post at the speed of light.


you did not say anywhere that murray wont do well on hards.



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Re: I'm not happy with Djokovic
« Reply #39 on: June 27, 2013, 10:36:44 PM »
 :)) :)) :rofl_2: :hysterical: