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who is the biggest moron in tennis?

Martina Hingis
0 (0%)
Mary Carillo
3 (21.4%)
Matt Cronin
1 (7.1%)
Anna K
1 (7.1%)
the WS
2 (14.3%)
Pam Shriveledup whoops i mean Shriver
1 (7.1%)
John McEnroe
2 (14.3%)
Sharapova
2 (14.3%)
Greg Rusedski
1 (7.1%)
Brad Gilbert
0 (0%)
Pat McEnroe
1 (7.1%)

Total Members Voted: 14

Voting closed: December 31, 2005, 10:21:28 AM

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Offline SerenaSlam06

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« on: December 31, 2005, 10:21:28 AM »
most idiotic ppl in tennis?
Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, to make it possible.

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« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2005, 12:14:33 PM »
Mary Carillo, duh

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« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2005, 12:40:20 PM »
carillo de ville aka mary gorilla was a close 2nd for me, but after matt cronin's moronic predictions i picked him
Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, to make it possible.

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« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2005, 12:57:51 PM »
Idon't know why i voted for Sharapova ;;)  ||-|

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« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2005, 01:08:12 PM »
Where's Brad Gilbert and P Mac, they get my vote.

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« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2006, 11:22:35 AM »
I voted Sharapova. "shriveledop" lmao!!! Why are the Williams sisters even an option?
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« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2006, 11:58:22 AM »
im surprised no one has voted for hingis, back in the day she used to talk a bunch of untrue s**t on the other players
Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, to make it possible.

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« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2006, 03:52:45 PM »
Quote from: "NJtennis11"
Where's Brad Gilbert and P Mac, they get my vote.


 :-o  :\ Seriously!! he's a HATER! ..-)  :\  Misa Krajicek should be on that list! :\

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« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2006, 06:15:30 PM »
why exactly shoud michaella be on that list?
Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, to make it possible.

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« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2006, 11:00:15 AM »
Greg Ruzedski (sp) gets my vote
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.  - Mitch Hedberg

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« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2006, 03:12:19 PM »
Quote from: "Jamesdster"
Greg Ruzedski (sp) gets my vote



I second that. ://
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« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2006, 03:41:54 PM »
I third that.

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« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2006, 08:53:47 AM »
and for the ex-player category....Kafelnakov
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.  - Mitch Hedberg

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« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2006, 11:47:07 AM »
I like Mary Carillo. I voted for JMac. He annoys the HELL out of me; He needs to leave the sport already.



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« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2006, 07:10:01 PM »
Quote from: "SerenasBiggestFan"
I like Mary Carillo. I voted for JMac. He annoys the HELL out of me; He needs to leave the sport already.


I don't know why John McEnroe is up there and his idiotic brother Patrick is not.

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« Reply #15 on: January 09, 2006, 08:01:05 PM »
sry guys! i tried to edit it to add ppl but it wouldnt let me
Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, to make it possible.

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« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2006, 08:18:56 PM »
ARC or I can, who all would you like to add?
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« Reply #17 on: January 09, 2006, 08:30:55 PM »
Greg Rusedski, Patrick McEnroe, Brad Gilbert, thanks scott
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« Reply #18 on: January 09, 2006, 10:00:29 PM »
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« Reply #19 on: January 10, 2006, 06:09:30 PM »
hmm, interesting mix of opinions, surprised at sum votes, kournikova might have been a bit of a media whore, but not taht dumb, the ws who voted for them? JMac not surprised that much
Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, to make it possible.