Jackel, you're not fooling anyone. You'd love to get next to Serena even though, I'm sure she wouldn't have anything to do with you.
I'm not so sure that Maria Sharapova would win the side by side contest. There is a poll on AO site asking the question who's the sexiest and Serena was winning the last time I checked. It was 53% to 36% with about 600 votes cast.
I think Serena has a lot of muscles for a woman. But you deal with what's been given to you. She's been in Sports Illustrated swim suit addition twice. The second time by reader request. She's a very attractive woman who is built like a woman should be, but happens to have muscular arms and legs. Maria on the other hand, has nothing. Absolutely nothing. No tits or ass. No hips or definitive waist line. Baseball bats for legs. Absolutely nothing that makes a woman a woman. Maybe she will grow into it, but right now she's not making the grade. Oh yeah, I forgot. She has blonde hair.