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Scud swears he's no dud
« on: January 19, 2005, 06:37:35 PM »
Check out this story about Mark Philippoussis ... it's a hoot!

"In a show of defiance, Mark Philippoussis has decried his lowly position in the world tennis rankings, saying his record in ‘mixed singles’ is unmatched.

"“No-one, and I mean none of the other a*#@holes on the circuit has come near me over the past two years,” the Scud said at a press conference called to launch his new initiative providing after-school care for young models."

http://www.dailyripper.com/archives/2005/01/20/im-no-dud-swears-tetchy-scud/

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« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2005, 08:48:06 PM »
That is hilarious.  Pointless, but hilarious.
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« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2005, 09:40:42 PM »
I'm stating the obvious by pointing out that this article is fake.  A really not funny attempt at being The Onion.

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« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2005, 10:24:05 PM »
Awww yes, The Onion, they are hilarious.  I always check out their "Your Opinion" section every Wed when they come out with the new issue.  Good stuff.
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« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2005, 10:47:36 PM »
OMG!!!  :lmao:   :H  ://   ://   :// ....nuff said!
I've been a tennis bum for half my life.
I'll just be a bum for the other half.

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« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2005, 07:03:45 AM »
Scud is crap, no brain, no idea of how to construct a rally.

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« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2005, 07:22:39 AM »
I have never been impressed with him, mostly for the reaosn you just listed gm...
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