Happy birthday Scott,
Your boyfriend has something to say,
You're not in his network and it's costing him a fortune,
So he wants to break up today,
He wants to break up today.
DOn't belive it? Want me to sing it again? All right.
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear Scotty, happy birthday to you.
May you have many girlfriends
May you have many girlfriends
May you have many girlfriends
And they'd all kiss happy birthday to you.
Thank you Columbus, Ohio.