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« Reply #1520 on: June 18, 2009, 06:35:26 AM »
I missed all this action.  I gotta start hitting my journal more often for some laughs I guess.   ;-()  MT and OSU done kilt me again. 
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.  - Mitch Hedberg

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« Reply #1521 on: June 18, 2009, 06:41:24 AM »
Last night I played in the over 50 – 4.5 league.  My partner was Mark L and we played a very good team but unfortunately for them, we wuz both in da zone at the same time.  We beat them 2 & 1!!!!!!!!!  We didn’t miss nuffing all nite.  It was ridiculous.  The one guy (Stewart) came down from Cleveland to play for them.  He used to live in Cols so I know him from “the old days” and is a very nice guy who can flat out play.  He travels the country playing in national tourneys and I even umpired his title match last year when he beat Richard J, who OWNS me like no other.  We lost the first game of both sets and ONE other.  Stu's partner was Jim C who is not as good as Stu but still a decent dbls playuh.  I wish I could play like that all the time, or at least most of the time.  ://
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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.  - Mitch Hedberg

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Re: Jamesdster's Tennis (but mostly injuries) Journal
« Reply #1522 on: June 18, 2009, 08:06:31 PM »
Nice win....gotta love that feeling!    When do you and RR play in this tourney? 

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« Reply #1523 on: June 19, 2009, 10:56:38 AM »
Nice win....gotta love that feeling!    When do you and RR play in this tourney? 

I just looked at a dbls draw wasn't even included  :confused1:.  Maybe he's still making the draws or maybe not enough teams so it's cancelled?   :confused1:
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.  - Mitch Hedberg

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« Reply #1524 on: June 19, 2009, 10:59:07 AM »
Nice win....gotta love that feeling!    When do you and RR play in this tourney? 

I just looked at a dbls draw wasn't even included  :confused1:.  Maybe he's still making the draws or maybe not enough teams so it's cancelled?   :confused1:

I saw that also...........and your partner is playing singles at 9:30 am I think.  Is there any chance you could play at Elysium at 10am tomorrow morning?  We are hurting! 

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« Reply #1525 on: June 19, 2009, 11:03:18 AM »
I am umpiring from 8am to 8pm Saturday and Sunday.  Sorry.
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.  - Mitch Hedberg

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« Reply #1526 on: June 19, 2009, 11:14:46 AM »
I am umpiring from 8am to 8pm Saturday and Sunday.  Sorry.

How can you umpire and play?    Umping while not playing?

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« Reply #1527 on: June 19, 2009, 11:19:35 AM »
I am umpiring from 8am to 8pm Saturday and Sunday.  Sorry.

How can you umpire and play?    Umping while not playing?

I guess matches are played from 8 to 8 with my couple of matches sprinkled in there.  I'm gonna be a stinky umpire after I play.
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.  - Mitch Hedberg

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« Reply #1528 on: June 19, 2009, 11:27:35 AM »
Nice win....gotta love that feeling!    When do you and RR play in this tourney? 

Tourney director just emailed me....."Doubles sign ups are open until 12 noon Saturday. I have you and Ryan on the list."  Must be tiny.
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.  - Mitch Hedberg

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« Reply #1529 on: June 19, 2009, 09:53:22 PM »
Umpiring 8am to 8pm the next 2 days as well as playing open doubles in the same tourney.  No conflict of interest?  I guess not  :whistle:
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.  - Mitch Hedberg

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Re: Jamesdster's Tennis (but mostly injuries) Journal
« Reply #1530 on: June 19, 2009, 09:54:53 PM »
Well, we all know you cheat either way...

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« Reply #1531 on: June 19, 2009, 10:07:21 PM »
Well, we all know you cheat either way...

Good luck!

I'm undefeated when I ump my own matches.   :rofl_2:
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.  - Mitch Hedberg

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« Reply #1532 on: June 21, 2009, 10:01:45 PM »
i officiated 24 hrs over 2 days.....i am hurtin
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.  - Mitch Hedberg

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Re: Jamesdster's Tennis (but mostly injuries) Journal
« Reply #1533 on: June 22, 2009, 05:46:30 AM »
Did you get to play dubs?
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« Reply #1534 on: June 22, 2009, 01:50:27 PM »
Did you get to play dubs?

dbls was cancelled...good thing cuz i dont know how i could've played i was hurtin so bad
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.  - Mitch Hedberg

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« Reply #1535 on: June 22, 2009, 01:57:34 PM »
Bummer it was canceled.  You got lucky too, I heard there was (2) 2.0 players that wanted a piece of the action.  I think their names were something like Monster and Bab?  Maybe I am remembering it wrong...
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« Reply #1536 on: June 22, 2009, 09:26:20 PM »
Bummer it was canceled.  You got lucky too, I heard there was (2) 2.0 players that wanted a piece of the action.  I think their names were something like Monster and Bab?  Maybe I am remembering it wrong...

Oh SNAP!!  Monster and Babs just took a shot!!   :rofl_2:

I woke up at 6, called off work...slept and watched tennis till 3 (Wimbledon) and finally ate a bowl of cereal....24 hrs over 2 days in that heat and humidity just about kilt me, no lie.
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.  - Mitch Hedberg

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« Reply #1537 on: June 23, 2009, 06:28:04 AM »
Bummer it was canceled.  You got lucky too, I heard there was (2) 2.0 players that wanted a piece of the action.  I think their names were something like Monster and Bab?  Maybe I am remembering it wrong...
No, you remembered it right. :thumbs-up:
You just forgot to mention the score. :)~
Team BabbleMonster crusied to a straight sets victory over the Dynamic Duo of ScootDster 6-4, 7-6 (9), 6-4, 6-3, 6-2.
Of course the score line is correct.  Under 'Monster' rules all 5 sets are played regardless of score to ensure ample court time. ;-()
Better luck next time Suckas!
Perhaps JamesDster will be faster next time, if he trades his walker for an electric wheelchair! :rofl_2:
Scoot, there is just no hope for you. :))
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« Reply #1538 on: June 23, 2009, 06:35:37 AM »
Did we at least have a set point in the second set?
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« Reply #1539 on: June 23, 2009, 06:38:09 AM »
Did we at least have a set point in the second set?
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