Oh, almost forgot, if nothing else I get the “klutz player award” last night. I served to the ad side to the teenager, who was hitting winners against us like it was his job, and he angles one cross court and very wide. So, I get on my horse (a crippled horse), and “sprint” as fast as I can, reaching as far as I can to try to whip a forehand back cross ct and as I reach for that little bit extra…….I feel the train starting to de-rail. The next I know, I am sprawled out on the deuce side (on the court NEXT TO US, where the #1 seeds were in the middle of a point) and laying there like a dead fish. My only regret was that I didn’t take out one of these guys. That way they would’ve had to retire and Scott would have an easy road to the finals. The humiliation really began AFTER the match with comments from Jeffro like “if Jamesdster falls down on a court and no one is around, does he still make a sound?” Then the tournament director says “thanks for not falling on court 2, because we already have a crack developing there.” Everyone’s a comedian!!