I'm hoping that Serena actually looks at her outfit when she is out on court, vomits upon seeing the ugly boots and top, and has to default the match. Which would make Lindsay the winner. I'm still wondering how Serena got away with that Cameroon outfit at the French Open. I would have thought by now that the Cameroonian government would have kidnapped her to its country and made her the 14th wife of some village chief. As for the article, I was hoping one of the players, at least, would shock us and say something out of the ordinary. For example, maybe Lindsay would say "I want to kick Serena's big butt on court tomorrow" or Serena would say, "I know I like to praise myself. But I am putting it all in perspective. If I lose, which I may, there is always Hollywood".