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« Reply #40 on: April 12, 2007, 03:32:53 PM »
Oh, I forgot to mention that this kid isn't nice he is a jerk to everybody.  That is why it was so funny!

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« Reply #41 on: April 12, 2007, 03:38:15 PM »
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We didn't do any hard practicing today, just kinda goofed off.  So this boy was at the net volleying.  I kinda feel bad for him, because he sucks so bad.  Anyway a slow ball came to me at the baseline, so I smacked the crap out of it right to him. I had no clue his reactions were this bad, but they are, and it hit him right in the eye.  Since nobody really likes him we all started lauging as he rolled around and cried.  The good news for him is that he won the point (the ball flew off off his face into my court, like a drop shot)  As he left the court to go to the nurse he started screaming like a baby and asking why I always kick his a$$.  I don't know what he was talking about, I guess it is just that time of month for him.  He unfortunatly got a black eye.  I apoligized to him like three times, but I don't think he accepted my apology.  Poor guy.



Dude, WTF?   Why would a bunch of people start laughing at a kid that just got hit in the face with a tennis ball?   Thats just not cool!   :no-no:

BTW, the ball has to hit the racquet so it was not his point!   You can't knock the ball over the net with part of your body.

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« Reply #42 on: April 12, 2007, 03:46:11 PM »
Because he is a jerk.  One time he was cut me in the lunch line, so I told him to get in the back of the line.  He then called me a B****.  He does crap like that all the time, if it was any other kid on the team we would have been concerned but when you go around cussing people out like he does so often, people will laugh at you.


Yeah, I knew that he didn't really win the point, it just made the story more interesting. ;)

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« Reply #43 on: April 12, 2007, 04:50:35 PM »
Bow Down to me, I'm a tennis god!!!!!!

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« Reply #44 on: April 12, 2007, 04:52:52 PM »
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Bow Down to me, I'm a tennis god!!!!!!



You are way too short for me to bow down to you....but I can say congrats on 5-Hun!   :uh:

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« Reply #45 on: April 12, 2007, 04:54:03 PM »
You really enjoy playing that short card don't you! :ranting:

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« Reply #46 on: April 12, 2007, 04:57:58 PM »
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You really enjoy playing that short card don't you! :ranting:



Hey man, you go with what you got!    Actually, IMO, being tall kinda can suck in alot of ways!   He!!, I don't even fit into cars well!    I can have hip and knee pain just from being cramped up in a car for too long.....like 1/2 hour or more!

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« Reply #47 on: April 12, 2007, 04:59:12 PM »
Atleast, you can see over the steering wheel..... j/k

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« Reply #48 on: April 13, 2007, 03:00:28 PM »
My school ordered new uniforms this year, so we got those today.  They are orange with a whit strip thing under our arms.  (We are the Tigers)  They look pretty cool, and built up excitment for our first match on Monday,  we play our 2nd worst rivals in the district.  We should beat them easily.  

BTW I got the 7 seed.  Although I think there is a good chance I will move up.

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« Reply #49 on: April 13, 2007, 03:04:31 PM »
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My school ordered new uniforms this year, so we got those today.  They are orange with a whit strip thing under our arms.  (We are the Tigers)  They look pretty cool, and built up excitment for our first match on Monday,  we play our 2nd worst rivals in the district.  We should beat them easily.  

BTW I got the 7 seed.  Although I think there is a good chance I will move up.



I always loved getting the new uniforms for the few teams I have played on.  
 Movin' on up!   :uh:

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« Reply #50 on: April 13, 2007, 07:45:44 PM »
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My school ordered new uniforms this year, so we got those today.  They are orange with a whit strip thing under our arms.  (We are the Tigers)  They look pretty cool, and built up excitment for our first match on Monday,  we play our 2nd worst rivals in the district.  We should beat them easily.  

BTW I got the 7 seed.  Although I think there is a good chance I will move up.



I always loved getting the new uniforms for the few teams I have played on.  
 Movin' on up!   :uh:

How many kids on that team?

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« Reply #51 on: April 14, 2007, 09:37:56 AM »
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« Reply #52 on: April 18, 2007, 06:47:43 PM »
We beat our rivals, 8-1.  Our only loss was the 6 seed.  I played an exibition doubles match and won 8-1 (Pro Set).  The only game we lost was when my partner blew a service game.  Anyway we both played excellent.  On Friday we play about the worst team in the district.  I get to be the 6th seed!!!

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« Reply #53 on: April 19, 2007, 08:28:31 AM »
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We beat our rivals, 8-1.  Our only loss was the 6 seed.  I played an exibition doubles match and won 8-1 (Pro Set).  The only game we lost was when my partner blew a service game.  Anyway we both played excellent.  On Friday we play about the worst team in the district.  I get to be the 6th seed!!!



Sweet!   Do your thang!   :uh:

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« Reply #54 on: April 19, 2007, 08:36:50 AM »
#1Fedfan – what part of Virginia are you from? Just curious because my mother was born and raised in Hampton and as a kid she would take me “back home” with her for 3 weeks every summer. Spent hours on the water “catching crabs”   :)) .  There is NO BETTER EATING than deviled crabs (we need a yum yum emotcon)!
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.  - Mitch Hedberg

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« Reply #55 on: April 19, 2007, 01:54:30 PM »
It takes me less than a minute to get to Hampton....

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« Reply #56 on: April 19, 2007, 02:26:41 PM »
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It takes me less than a minute to get to Hampton....


Cool.  Would you mind stopping over and saying hi to my Aunt Betty and Uncle Tommy for me?   :))
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.  - Mitch Hedberg

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« Reply #57 on: April 19, 2007, 02:30:11 PM »
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It takes me less than a minute to get to Hampton....


Cool.  Would you mind stopping over and saying hi to my Aunt Betty and Uncle Tommy for me?   :))



Maybe he already knows them and really doesn't like them!   :)~

Reading this poor joke, I realize I have wronged your family and have been quite rude!    Good thing you have a sense of humor!   ;-()

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« Reply #58 on: April 19, 2007, 02:35:34 PM »
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It takes me less than a minute to get to Hampton....


Cool.  Would you mind stopping over and saying hi to my Aunt Betty and Uncle Tommy for me?   :))



Maybe he already knows them and really doesn't like them!   :)~

Reading this poor joke, I realize I have wronged your family and have been quite rude!    Good thing you have a sense of humor!   ;-()


Is this sarcastic or not? I can't tell. This is why we need that emoticon...

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« Reply #59 on: April 19, 2007, 04:09:49 PM »
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It takes me less than a minute to get to Hampton....


Cool.  Would you mind stopping over and saying hi to my Aunt Betty and Uncle Tommy for me?   :))


No prob  :))