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Offline dagnat

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« on: February 18, 2005, 04:13:01 PM »


First Colombian: OK, let's get this over with.  Give me your cheek.

Second Colombian:  You know, I am proposing a new WTA rule regarding this stupide ritual.  It says that only French players must kiss each other; everybody else can give a distant yet firm handshake.

First Colombian: But then we would actually have to touch each other!

Second Colombian: hmm, you're right.  I will think about that.

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« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2005, 04:15:29 PM »
1.  "Crap, we missed again"!

2.  "If you slide me your tounge we will never play again"

3.  "There is something on your shoulder"   "hey, there is something on your shoulder too"

4.  "You forgot to shave your mustache today"

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« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2005, 08:38:17 PM »
Your roots are showing

You do not think my girlfriend will mind if we kiss do you?

*sniff* *sniff*
, did you just fart?
Good Luck on the Court!!!
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« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2005, 10:11:27 PM »
Look deep into my eyes, my darling.
She KNEW she had a big fat ass...and her attitude was "Kiss it!"