I'm old for my age.
But I'm short for my height.
I attended a flagship university: U. Santa Maria!
I also went to a Texas college a couple of times to play tennis. At Odessa, there was so much oil money that they built a replica of the Globe theater on campus. There were lots more lizards in the gallery than the original had, I bet. I played an Aussie woman there who went on to a pro career though it was mostly doubles--is that the same one referred to earlier? At SMU I looked at their art museum and thought I was in the fricking Vatican. It's a whole nother planet. Tennessee ain't got nothin like it, I'm a-tellin' you.