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Re: Monster
« Reply #1020 on: February 27, 2009, 01:10:17 PM »
Booooohhhhhhhh-yaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!    You can't get rid of us!   :rofl_2:

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Re: Monster
« Reply #1021 on: February 27, 2009, 10:34:13 PM »
You are going to need to perform an exorcism cuz you have been owned by outside entities  :rofl_2:

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Re: Monster
« Reply #1022 on: March 14, 2009, 07:11:24 AM »
You are going to need to perform an exorcism cuz you have been owned by outside entities  :rofl_2:

The Columbus Crew strikes again.
:-o  WHat The piSs, I dIdn't knOw JamesDster was dAt olD! :yikes:
Did YoUs guYs usE SailS or oArs on De Mayflowah?

Did you go modern? :))
Dont fight about tennis, support tennis.

I just didn't think I would be seeing a clay court tournament where Roddick is still in it and Nadal is out.   -   Dallas -  31 May, RG 2009

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Re: Monster
« Reply #1023 on: March 14, 2009, 07:52:32 AM »
You are going to need to perform an exorcism cuz you have been owned by outside entities  :rofl_2:

The Columbus Crew strikes again.
:-o  WHat The piSs, I dIdn't knOw JamesDster was dAt olD! :yikes:
Did YoUs guYs usE SailS or oArs on De Mayflowah?

Did you go modern? :))
A few too many beers that night! :beer:
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Re: Monster
« Reply #1024 on: March 14, 2009, 10:08:39 AM »
You are going to need to perform an exorcism cuz you have been owned by outside entities  :rofl_2:

The Columbus Crew strikes again.
:-o  WHat The piSs, I dIdn't knOw JamesDster was dAt olD! :yikes:
Did YoUs guYs usE SailS or oArs on De Mayflowah?

Did you go modern? :))
A few too many beers that night! :beer:

I noticed!  :rofl_2:. Im sure you deserved it after this long week  :gleam:.
Hows rolling monster?
Dont fight about tennis, support tennis.

I just didn't think I would be seeing a clay court tournament where Roddick is still in it and Nadal is out.   -   Dallas -  31 May, RG 2009

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Re: Monster
« Reply #1025 on: March 14, 2009, 11:08:30 AM »
You are going to need to perform an exorcism cuz you have been owned by outside entities  :rofl_2:

The Columbus Crew strikes again.
:-o  WHat The piSs, I dIdn't knOw JamesDster was dAt olD! :yikes:
Did YoUs guYs usE SailS or oArs on De Mayflowah?

Did you go modern? :))
A few too many beers that night! :beer:

I noticed!  :rofl_2:. Im sure you deserved it after this long week  :gleam:.
Hows rolling monster?

It's rolling bad for him.  I am spanking him in chess.  Once again, how we got to this point is unimportant.  :)
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Re: Monster
« Reply #1026 on: March 15, 2009, 07:03:23 AM »
You are going to need to perform an exorcism cuz you have been owned by outside entities  :rofl_2:

The Columbus Crew strikes again.
:-o  WHat The piSs, I dIdn't knOw JamesDster was dAt olD! :yikes:
Did YoUs guYs usE SailS or oArs on De Mayflowah?

Did you go modern? :))
A few too many beers that night! :beer:

I noticed!  :rofl_2:. Im sure you deserved it after this long week  :gleam:.
Hows rolling monster?

It's rolling bad for him.  I am spanking him in chess.  Once again, how we got to this point is unimportant.  :)
That's reaaaaal nice Peckawood!

The bad news Victor, is that the doc has diagnosed arthritis in my left knee and says it's just a matter of time before it needs to be replaced.  Seeing as the metal knee typically lasts 10-5 years, he'd like to wait until I'm 55 or so before doing it.  No way the hinge is gonna last that long. :(

The good news is, I can still play some serious table tennis and even though the arthritis has affected my brain as well, I can still beat Scooter in chess with one hand tied behind my back. ;-()
CONK da ball!!!

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Re: Monster
« Reply #1027 on: March 15, 2009, 11:44:12 AM »
You are going to need to perform an exorcism cuz you have been owned by outside entities  :rofl_2:

The Columbus Crew strikes again.
:-o  WHat The piSs, I dIdn't knOw JamesDster was dAt olD! :yikes:
Did YoUs guYs usE SailS or oArs on De Mayflowah?

Did you go modern? :))
A few too many beers that night! :beer:

I noticed!  :rofl_2:. Im sure you deserved it after this long week  :gleam:.
Hows rolling monster?

It's rolling bad for him.  I am spanking him in chess.  Once again, how we got to this point is unimportant.  :)
That's reaaaaal nice Peckawood!

The bad news Victor, is that the doc has diagnosed arthritis in my left knee and says it's just a matter of time before it needs to be replaced.  Seeing as the metal knee typically lasts 10-5 years, he'd like to wait until I'm 55 or so before doing it.  No way the hinge is gonna last that long. :(

The good news is, I can still play some serious table tennis and even though the arthritis has affected my brain as well, I can still beat Scooter in chess with one hand tied behind my back. ;-()

Yeah, but can you beat him with your brain tied behind your back?   :)~
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.  - Mitch Hedberg

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Re: Monster
« Reply #1028 on: March 15, 2009, 01:25:36 PM »
The bad news Victor, is that the doc has diagnosed arthritis in my left knee and says it's just a matter of time before it needs to be replaced.  Seeing as the metal knee typically lasts 10-5 years, he'd like to wait until I'm 55 or so before doing it.  No way the hinge is gonna last that long. :(

The good news is, I can still play some serious table tennis and even though the arthritis has affected my brain as well, I can still beat Scooter in chess with one hand tied behind my back. ;-()

That's always bad news. The dentist keeps saying something similar about one or other of my teeth.  :scared:
But I can't stop from commenting that for me 55 seems an awfully long time back. My tennis game is nothing like as good as it was when I was 50 but somehow by evolving and ageing along with compatible tennis-loving friends, the game just keeps going at a slower rate.
Suggest also that Scooter learns how to accidentally upset the chess board at a critical part of the game.  :wicked:

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Re: Monster
« Reply #1029 on: March 15, 2009, 02:15:17 PM »
Scooter is getting better at chess.  The bad news is, I would still need Monster's brain tied behind his head for me to even come close to standing a chance of winning 1 out of 20.  He is just too good.

For now.............................
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Re: Monster
« Reply #1030 on: March 15, 2009, 02:28:00 PM »
Scooter is getting better at chess.  The bad news is, I would still need Monster's brain tied behind his head for me to even come close to standing a chance of winning 1 out of 20.  He is just too good.

For now.............................

 :rofl_2:
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.  - Mitch Hedberg

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Re: Monster
« Reply #1031 on: March 15, 2009, 03:48:35 PM »
You are going to need to perform an exorcism cuz you have been owned by outside entities  :rofl_2:

The Columbus Crew strikes again.
:-o  WHat The piSs, I dIdn't knOw JamesDster was dAt olD! :yikes:
Did YoUs guYs usE SailS or oArs on De Mayflowah?

Did you go modern? :))
A few too many beers that night! :beer:

I noticed!  :rofl_2:. Im sure you deserved it after this long week  :gleam:.
Hows rolling monster?

It's rolling bad for him.  I am spanking him in chess.  Once again, how we got to this point is unimportant.  :)
That's reaaaaal nice Peckawood!

The bad news Victor, is that the doc has diagnosed arthritis in my left knee and says it's just a matter of time before it needs to be replaced.  Seeing as the metal knee typically lasts 10-5 years, he'd like to wait until I'm 55 or so before doing it.  No way the hinge is gonna last that long. :(

The good news is, I can still play some serious table tennis and even though the arthritis has affected my brain as well, I can still beat Scooter in chess with one hand tied behind my back. ;-()

Yeah, but can you beat him with your brain tied behind your back?   :)~
How do you tie a pea? :confused1:
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Re: Monster
« Reply #1032 on: March 15, 2009, 03:49:49 PM »
The bad news Victor, is that the doc has diagnosed arthritis in my left knee and says it's just a matter of time before it needs to be replaced.  Seeing as the metal knee typically lasts 10-5 years, he'd like to wait until I'm 55 or so before doing it.  No way the hinge is gonna last that long. :(

The good news is, I can still play some serious table tennis and even though the arthritis has affected my brain as well, I can still beat Scooter in chess with one hand tied behind my back. ;-()

That's always bad news. The dentist keeps saying something similar about one or other of my teeth.  :scared:
But I can't stop from commenting that for me 55 seems an awfully long time back. My tennis game is nothing like as good as it was when I was 50 but somehow by evolving and ageing along with compatible tennis-loving friends, the game just keeps going at a slower rate.
Suggest also that Scooter learns how to accidentally upset the chess board at a critical part of the game.  :wicked:
We actually did that last game!
I gained the advanatage and then swapped sides with him.
He still hasn't won yet!!! :rofl_2:
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Re: Monster
« Reply #1033 on: March 15, 2009, 03:50:39 PM »
Scooter is getting better at chess.  The bad news is, I would still need Monster's brain tied behind his head for me to even come close to standing a chance of winning 1 out of 20.  He is just too good.

For now.............................
Apparently you've forgotten those Blitz games we played. :mad1:

I haven't! :)>>>>
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Re: Monster
« Reply #1034 on: April 10, 2009, 01:53:52 PM »
I miss all the MT journal updates!  It was required reading for me.  I hope you are going to be able to hit the courts again soon!
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.  - Mitch Hedberg

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Re: Monster
« Reply #1035 on: April 10, 2009, 03:32:18 PM »
I miss all the MT journal updates!  It was required reading for me.  I hope you are going to be able to hit the courts again soon!
Not a happenin' thing 'till some serious poundage comes off. :(
Have been relegated to table tennis which is a blast and a good workout for me but not enough to offset the brews and fried haddock.
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Re: Monster
« Reply #1036 on: April 10, 2009, 03:55:12 PM »
Relegated to chess too.  :)
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Re: Monster
« Reply #1037 on: April 11, 2009, 06:30:44 AM »
Relegated to chess too.  :)
Thank goodness there are plenty of mental midgits to whoop on in chess as well!!! ;-()

Except for our current game. :(.....




.....and of course the blitz games..... :( :( :(


 :)) :rofl_2:
You've come a long way in a short time Scotty!!! :king:

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Re: Monster
« Reply #1038 on: April 11, 2009, 09:56:16 AM »
Relegated to chess too.  :)
Thank goodness there are plenty of mental midgits to whoop on in chess as well!!! ;-()

Except for our current game. :(.....




.....and of course the blitz games..... :( :( :(


 :)) :rofl_2:
You've come a long way in a short time Scotty!!! :king:


Totally uncalled for!   :mad1:
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.  - Mitch Hedberg

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Re: Monster
« Reply #1039 on: April 11, 2009, 09:58:43 AM »
I thought he was calling me short!  He is avoiding our game too.  He will probably throw down some excuse like he is busy or something...
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