What's worse is that these 2 make a great team.
Old Man Dan is 'Steady Eddy'.
Chris is one of the quirkiest players I've ever seen. Slices and dices, then goes hard and flat. Next thing ya know, there goes a cute little topper flyin' overhead and landing a foot inside the baseline. The guy can anticipate like nobody I've ever seen. I think he can actually 'smell the ball'. Before you know it, that sweet, BH cross court return you just ripped from the ad court is the 3rd ball addition to your partners nut satchel.
To top it off, I think he is a vampire.