Good morning to all my friends. I hope that Rafa feels well this morning. For your Pope feels fine! And since we are now doing an 'if you must know' deal around here, know this:
Wizard, or as you know him, Hercules, or as his mommy calls him, Shuvinder, was voted by the members of tennis.com "Worst Poster Ever" for his redundant, Nadal loving nonsense.
Then, the next week, old Hercules, was voted "Most Biased Poster" for his...redundant, Nadal loving nonsense.
Coincidentally, your Pope was voted "Most Valuable Poster" by the same folks. Wizard/Hercules/Shuvinder scored extremely well when it came to all negative polling...a regular George Bush!!!
And yellowballs is a fake name that Kelly made up to console himself, actually loser enough to sit there posting from one account to another so that he could try to spin to his audience that Kelly isn't a girl's name, b/c board members had taken to routinely calling him Kelly Clarkson and K. Lee Humpsmen.
And Kelly won a few negative polls himself, such as "Biggest Doucheposter Ever."
The Pope left all that nonsense behind, but he can talk tennis, he can talk affairs of The Vatican, and he too can let the truth be told in the face of personal attacks. Oh, yeah...Wizard/Hercules, when a search was performed, it was learned that he also was "The Most Hateful Poster Ever" as in his posts, since May, he had called people "idiot" or "moron" 2,700 times, and went so far as to tell someone who didn't like Nadal to, and I quote "try rat poison, it's cheaper" and to suggest that they "off themselves" with a shotgun.
The Pope may be an odd character, and maybe there aren't many like him in pedestrian parts, like say, Ohio, or Texas, and I can see why I may be understood poorly by pedestrian minds. But the Pope has no desire to be around biased, hate filled, and small minded people, and that IS tennis.com and they have Shuvinder and Kelly to thank for that.
So think what you will, rip who you must, read what you like, skip what you don't, but the truth shall set you free. This is why The Pope has excommunicated tennis.com and has joined you lovely folks...and believe me, your Pope will do what he likes here, minus death threats and small minded people who make them...and why?
Because they fail to genuflect to Rafa? Is that why we should "try rat poison"?
Indeed, some are quite despicable among us. And not for their writing styles, or for the length of post, but for their content. For The Pope is always joking around, and 2 funny named fellows from Texas just can not take jokes about Rafa...b/c they love him so much. One is a proclaimed Roger hater ONLY because he believes Roger, the game's great, great ambassador, is a poor sportsman because he thinks he heard Roger taunt Rafa once upon a time.
Your Pope might joke about a little freakiness from time to time, but The Pope is married to a fine lass, and not a boy named Rafa. While I do joke, this post would go in the "1000% true" category, and that is why in addition to The Pope leaving tennis.com, so to have all the other interesting people, and consequently is why they now sit around lamenting how boring their board has become, as the best have left the building and the worst now rule the roost.
Dear moderator lady, see the silver lining in reading that which is long and offbeat. It may prepare you for the big city one day!