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Re: Quotes on, about, and from Andy Roddick
« Reply #40 on: December 13, 2007, 11:07:20 PM »
Let me give credit where credit is due. It was from the AR forum at MTF.



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Re: Quotes on, about, and from Andy Roddick
« Reply #41 on: December 13, 2007, 11:08:20 PM »
Let me give credit where credit is due. It was from the AR forum at MTF.

Well I thought it was really good and spot on with some of them!

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Re: Quotes on, about, and from Andy Roddick
« Reply #42 on: December 13, 2007, 11:45:17 PM »
Test your Andy Roddick knowledge

1. Which celestial object stands farthest from the baseline?

A) Pluto
B) Uranus
C) Andy Roddick
D) The Oort Cloud

2. Which of the following could beat Andy Roddick at Roland Garros?

A) Chris Fowler
B) Pam Shriver
C) Pam Shriver’s Grandmother
D) All of the above

3. Andy will have seven ________ by the end of his career:

A) Illegitimate children
B) Piercings
C) Kooyong Classic Titles
D) Return Winners

4. Andy Roddick is to Roger Federer as an ant is to:

A) pavement
B) permafrost
C) pastrami
D) a steamroller

5. Andy Roddick’s fans persist because:

A) They are fools.
B) They have great faith in him.
C) They learn more from losing than winning.
D) They get paid good money to.

6.Andy Roddick was better off with:

A) Mandy Moore
B) Brad Gilbert
C) Tarik Benhabiles
D) Paris Hilton


7. Andy’s next slam title will be:
A) Wimbledon singles
B) U.S. Open singles
C) Australian Open singles
D) Roland Garros mixed doubles with Martina Hingis.


8. Andy should:

A) Get to net more.
B) Get to net less!
C) Stick to the power game.
D) Bribe some linespeople.


9. Which garment brought Andy the greatest success?

A) The visor
B) The trucker hat
C) That subway shirt thingie
D) Those shirts with alligators on them.



10. Andy will forever be known as:

A) An excellent ping pong player
B) The greatest American tennis star of his generation
C) A witty and charitable dude.
D) All of the above.

That's just mean, funny but mean!  :rofl_2:

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Re: Quotes on, about, and from Andy Roddick
« Reply #43 on: December 14, 2007, 12:26:25 AM »
I would change #5 to;

5. Andy Roddick’s fans persist because:

A) They are fools.
B) They have great faith in him.
C) They learn more from losing than winning.
D) He has great press confrences.

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An ambition fulfilled
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I worry about these things .

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Re: Quotes on, about, and from Andy Roddick
« Reply #44 on: December 14, 2007, 12:29:14 AM »
A song, remixed by BGT, dedicated to Andy. I was thinking of Andy's USO win and how happy I would have been that day if I was following tennis in 03. So, I thought of the song "Oh Happy Day" and kinda changed a few lines tailored to the haters (on ESPN and MTF) who say the USTA gifted it to him with rain delays, favored scheduling, aces (that weren't really aces) on match points, aligning the stars, drugging JCF before the final, etc...  It may sound a little critical :rofl_2: , but we're all big fans, the off-season is here, no new epies of Ugly Betty :Confused: , and we all need a little chuckle... so enjoy "Oh Happy Day"!  :))

 
Oh Happy Day

 
Oh happy day (oh happy day)
Oh happy day (oh happy day)
Back in 03 (Back in 03)
Back in 03 (Back in 03)
Andy dropped to his kness (dropped to his knees)
I felt he did it for meeeeeeeee........
Oh happy day (Oh happy day)

Oh happy day (Oh happy day)
Oh happy day (Oh happy day)
When the USTA caused (USTA caused...)
When the USTA caused (USTA caused...)
that rain to fall (that rain to fall)
and f*cked over the non-Americans (oh happy day)
Oh happy day (oh happy day)

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la

Oh happy day (oh happy day)
Oh happy day (oh happy day)
When Andy blizted (when Andy blizted...)
When Andy blizted (when Andy blizted...)
a cheated JCF (cheated JCF)
oh, American media went crazy!!
Oh happy day-eeee (Oh happy day-eeee)

La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la

He taught me how (oh, He taught me how)
To appreciate (to appreciate, to appreciate)
a big hitting game (ace after ace after ace!!)
And he taught me how to love big duckies!!, (Oh yes he did!!)
Oh yeah, every, every day (every, every day)
Every day!

Oh, oh, OH!!
Oh happy day (oh happy day)
Oh happy day, yeah (oh happy day)
When the linesperson called (linesperson called...)
When the linesperson called (linesperson called...)
That ace against Nalbandian... on match point... IN!!
When the linesperson CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLED!!! [hits high note] (linesperson called...)
Andy won a slam he didn't deserve (he didn't deserve)
I'm talking about that happy day (oh happy day)
Buuuuut... guess what?? (oh yeah, guess what?)
To his haters (to his haters)
This truth might stank (no grammar police please  :innocent: )
But Andy's laughing to the bank. (He's rolling in the dough...)
He may not be #1 no more (no more, no more)
cuz it's Wimbly we're hoping for (I want it, he wants it, we want it!!)
Fight and pray (sing it, sing it, c'mon and sing it)
Fight and pray
And to live, yeah, yeah, c'mon everybody (and break our hearts every, every day)
Sing it like you mean it, oh....
Oh happy day (oh happy day)
I'm talking about the happy days (oh happy day)
C'mon and talk about the happy days (oh happy day)
Oh, oh, oh happy days (oh happy day)
Ooh talking about happy day (oh happy day)
Oh yeah, I know I'm talking about happy days (oh happy day)
Oh yeah, sing it, sing it, sing it, yeah, yeah (oh happy day)
Oh, oh, oh
Oh happy day!



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Re: Quotes on, about, and from Andy Roddick
« Reply #45 on: December 14, 2007, 01:47:16 AM »
good song bgt. now just put some music to that and upload it!


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Re: Quotes on, about, and from Andy Roddick
« Reply #46 on: December 14, 2007, 09:54:52 PM »
I have never seen these pics before now. They were taken at a Lacoste signing in Shanghai. :wub: Awww... my man and my boy together. :lust:






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Re: Quotes on, about, and from Andy Roddick
« Reply #47 on: December 15, 2007, 09:28:34 PM »
BGT, if Andy sticks around another few years, he's probably going to have much the same haircut as Davydenko. Will you love him or dump him? 

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Re: Quotes on, about, and from Andy Roddick
« Reply #48 on: December 15, 2007, 10:00:33 PM »
Test your Andy Roddick knowledge

1. Which celestial object stands farthest from the baseline?

A) Pluto
B) Uranus
C) Andy Roddick
D) The Oort Cloud

2. Which of the following could beat Andy Roddick at Roland Garros?

A) Chris Fowler
B) Pam Shriver
C) Pam Shriver’s Grandmother
D) All of the above

3. Andy will have seven ________ by the end of his career:

A) Illegitimate children
B) Piercings
C) Kooyong Classic Titles
D) Return Winners

4. Andy Roddick is to Roger Federer as an ant is to:

A) pavement
B) permafrost
C) pastrami
D) a steamroller

5. Andy Roddick’s fans persist because:

A) They are fools.
B) They have great faith in him.
C) They learn more from losing than winning.
D) They get paid good money to.

6.Andy Roddick was better off with:

A) Mandy Moore
B) Brad Gilbert
C) Tarik Benhabiles
D) Paris Hilton


7. Andy’s next slam title will be:
A) Wimbledon singles
B) U.S. Open singles
C) Australian Open singles
D) Roland Garros mixed doubles with Martina Hingis.


8. Andy should:

A) Get to net more.
B) Get to net less!
C) Stick to the power game.
D) Bribe some linespeople.


9. Which garment brought Andy the greatest success?

A) The visor
B) The trucker hat
C) That subway shirt thingie
D) Those shirts with alligators on them.



10. Andy will forever be known as:

A) An excellent ping pong player
B) The greatest American tennis star of his generation
C) A witty and charitable dude.
D) All of the above.

That's just mean, funny but mean!  :rofl_2:

The first one cracked me up...
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Re: Quotes on, about, and from Andy Roddick
« Reply #49 on: December 15, 2007, 10:08:08 PM »
1. Which celestial object stands farthest from the baseline?

A) Pluto
B) Uranus
C) Andy Roddick
D) The Oort Cloud


I pick B for the closest to the base line.  :rofl_2:

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Re: Quotes on, about, and from Andy Roddick
« Reply #50 on: December 15, 2007, 10:40:18 PM »
1. Which celestial object stands farthest from the baseline?

A) Pluto
B) Uranus
C) Andy Roddick
D) The Oort Cloud


I pick B for the closest to the base line.  :rofl_2:

I dunno, whose are you talking about  :rofl_2:


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Re: Quotes on, about, and from Andy Roddick
« Reply #51 on: December 15, 2007, 10:54:43 PM »
1. Which celestial object stands farthest from the baseline?

A) Pluto
B) Uranus
C) Andy Roddick
D) The Oort Cloud


I pick B for the closest to the base line.  :rofl_2:

I dunno, whose are you talking about  :rofl_2:

Never mind, it was silly anyway.  :))

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Re: Quotes on, about, and from Andy Roddick
« Reply #52 on: December 15, 2007, 11:13:09 PM »
BGT, if Andy sticks around another few years, he's probably going to have much the same haircut as Davydenko. Will you love him or dump him? 

:scared: That would suck, but, I love Andy so I would mind. As long as he kept it low, I think he'd still look :lust: If I were his girlfriend, I tell him that. Now I could do marvels with Gasquet.

First of all, I'd tell him to smile more because he has such a beautiful smile. I'd cut that mop of hair and teach him a thing or two about product. Second, I'd tell him to tone his mid-section a bit and to practice without his shirt more because I've seen him shirtless in just one pic, and I can see why he always has a shirt on. :shut-up: I'd also comb in eyebrows because they're kinda nappy. Lastly, I dress him better. He is sponsored by Lacoste, which makes, I think, the preppiest clothing for men and women. He needs to take advantage of that. I want to see him dress like the man he is, rather than the boy he was.



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Re: Quotes on, about, and from Andy Roddick
« Reply #53 on: December 16, 2007, 01:25:58 AM »
Is Gasquet copping a feel on Andy's ice in the pic above...........what was that about Gasquet being gay?   ..-)   J/K

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Re: Quotes on, about, and from Andy Roddick
« Reply #54 on: December 16, 2007, 01:29:43 AM »
Is Gasquet copping a feel on Andy's ice in the pic above...........what was that about Gasquet being gay?   ..-)   J/K

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Re: Quotes on, about, and from Andy Roddick
« Reply #55 on: December 16, 2007, 02:01:30 AM »
Comes from MTF, caption and all.

Guess whose ass he's comparing.  :innocent:




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Re: Quotes on, about, and from Andy Roddick
« Reply #56 on: December 16, 2007, 02:42:08 AM »
Comes from MTF, caption and all.

Guess whose ass he's comparing.  :innocent:




those people at mtf are nuts bgt. i have yet to check out that site. i have been lazy. i sort of like it here anyway.

in any case, i dont think he is looking at andy. it just appears that way. i would assume from andy`s expression that he has just lost and they are both about to walk off the court.

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Re: Quotes on, about, and from Andy Roddick
« Reply #57 on: December 16, 2007, 03:26:21 AM »
Comes from MTF, caption and all.

Guess whose ass he's comparing.  :innocent:




those people at mtf are nuts bgt. i have yet to check out that site. i have been lazy. i sort of like it here anyway.

in any case, i dont think he is looking at andy. it just appears that way. i would assume from andy`s expression that he has just lost and they are both about to walk off the court.


Yeah it was after the Wimbledon match they play this year Herc where Roddick blew a 2 set lead!
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Re: Quotes on, about, and from Andy Roddick
« Reply #58 on: December 16, 2007, 10:42:27 AM »
Yeah, they added the caption. That was from the Gasquetaires forum so we all like him. It was just a funny pic.



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Re: Quotes on, about, and from Andy Roddick
« Reply #59 on: December 16, 2007, 10:43:46 AM »
I myself appriciate andy and can see hes a joker and is pretty smart. His conferences are hilarious and i just like his attitude and looks. I like federer hewitt and andy!
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