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With all the recentl talk about Chuck Norris and the Truth about Chuck website. It seems he's tired of the joke:


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Chuck Norris Sues Publisher Over Satirical "Truth About Chuck" Book

Trading karate chops for lawyers, tough guy actor Chuck Norris is taking on a new book titled "The Truth About Chuck Norris," saying it's a big lie and he wants to stop its distribution.

On Friday, Norris sued Penguin Group Inc. and the book's creator, Ian Spector, saying his good image is being spoiled by a book that depicts him as callous and unlawful and which he says includes false "facts" that are sometimes racist and lewd.



http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2007/12/21/chuck-norris-sues-publish_n_77958.html

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Re: Chuck Norris Sues Publisher Over Satirical "Truth About Chuck" Book
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2008, 01:58:46 PM »
Those are the facts I have in my sig on MTF. Mr. Norris shouldn't be all that serious about this. It's a big joke. He should be flattered.

http://4q.cc/index.php

http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck



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Re: Chuck Norris Sues Publisher Over Satirical "Truth About Chuck" Book
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2008, 04:02:55 PM »
Those are the facts I have in my sig on MTF. Mr. Norris shouldn't be all that serious about this. It's a big joke. He should be flattered.

http://4q.cc/index.php

http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck


I think the thing he is concerned about is that some of them are in pretty bad taste. I'm sure he's flattered by the concept. He just doesn't want is name associated with the more nasty or racist ones.

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Re: Chuck Norris Sues Publisher Over Satirical "Truth About Chuck" Book
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2008, 06:23:06 PM »
Those are the facts I have in my sig on MTF. Mr. Norris shouldn't be all that serious about this. It's a big joke. He should be flattered.

http://4q.cc/index.php

http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck


I think the thing he is concerned about is that some of them are in pretty bad taste. I'm sure he's flattered by the concept. He just doesn't want is name associated with the more nasty or racist ones.


Like these. ..-)
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.

Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.

Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

Chuck Norris is always on top during sex because Chuck Norris never f**ks up.

Chuck Norris doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

Mr. T once defeated Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism.

A rogue squirrel once challenged Chuck Norris to a nut hunt around the park. Before beginning, Chuck simply dropped his pants, instantly killing the squirrel and 3 small children. Chuck knows you can't find bigger, better nuts than that.

Chuck Norris once had an erection while lying face down and struck oil.

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This isn't even all of them. These have gone just a bit too far.