Those are the facts I have in my sig on MTF. Mr. Norris shouldn't be all that serious about this. It's a big joke. He should be flattered.
I think the thing he is concerned about is that some of them are in pretty bad taste. I'm sure he's flattered by the concept. He just doesn't want is name associated with the more nasty or racist ones.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.
Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
Chuck Norris is always on top during sex because Chuck Norris never f**ks up.
Chuck Norris doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Mr. T once defeated Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism.
A rogue squirrel once challenged Chuck Norris to a nut hunt around the park. Before beginning, Chuck simply dropped his pants, instantly killing the squirrel and 3 small children. Chuck knows you can't find bigger, better nuts than that.
Chuck Norris once had an erection while lying face down and struck oil.
This isn't even all of them. These have gone just a bit too far.