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Offline Alison2006

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Quotes you like
« on: January 13, 2008, 06:35:05 PM »
"I'll sleep when I'm dead"

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"Don't take life too seriously.  You will never get out of it alive"

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"If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live. I wouldn't brood.  I'd type a little faster"

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Re: Quotes you like
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2008, 08:33:07 PM »
This come from my facebook.
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"Is necessary to attack to the Iraq, no? For they to having massive arms of detructionating. Saddam is bad man, and he have to be broughten to the justice, truth. I not think international pression will work, only a war."- 17 yo Rafael Nadal on Iraq War

Q: What did Jimmy do after the game?
Andy: He bought me a beer.

Federer was asked if he was starting to feel small when he looked around the locker room. "I try not to look too closely," the world number one managed to splutter before giggling his way through the rest of the interview.

"I'm in bed with Andy Roddick. Seriously!! He's on top of me right now!"- Me (BTW, I was in bed watching him on my laptop, which was on my tummy. But if Andy really was in bed with me, I'd have pics for you. ;-)

RAFAEL NADAL: Well, it's not just the one place. I have pain here, in my famous ass (smiling). After I feel a little bit here, too (pointing to the inside and outside of the thigh). That maybe it's just tired, no? But down this way and in the ass is very, very painful, no?

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Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation.

Second Law:

A body in motion tends to stay in motion until said body is in contact with TNT, where it explodes. The body, miraculously, then regains motion during the next scene.

"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall. "

Mitch Hedberg

" 'Colon' Powell... 'Cunnilangus' Rice.... 'Cunnilangus' Rice sounds like a Mexican dish. Why don't we put her on a plate, and send her to Mexico so the Mexicans'll eat her."

Dave Chappelle: the Black White Supremacist

Time Henman's wife is pregnant so at least one British seed got through.



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Re: Quotes you like
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2008, 06:39:06 PM »
From the movie, Bucket List:

- Never trust a fart  :rofl_2:

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Re: Quotes you like
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2008, 08:41:57 PM »
"you had me at 'hello'"
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Re: Quotes you like
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2008, 08:40:20 AM »
A little something more tennis related..

From an adidas poster: "How can you call it a comeback when your mind never left?" - Martina Higgins

Nevermind that alleged drug problem.. I was never a Higgins fan, but I like the quote.  :))
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Re: Quotes you like
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2008, 10:57:00 AM »
Hingis??



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Re: Quotes you like
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2008, 12:08:18 PM »
oh yea. haha. hingis.
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Re: Quotes you like
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2008, 12:34:10 PM »
I have so many favorite movie qoutes that I could go on for a long time here! 

I will just start with this one from one of my fave movies, "you are sooo money baby!"  "You always double down baby"    :rofl_2:

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Re: Quotes you like
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2008, 12:51:11 PM »
I have so many too, I just don't remember any. Honestly, I have heard so many and like so many and know the gist of so many good ones, I just don't have them written down anywhere.

"Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that ... "
-George Carlin

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

"Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them."
-William Shakespeare

And my personal favourite..

Just do it!
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Re: Quotes you like
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2008, 02:30:28 PM »
My favorite all-tinme tennis quote was made by Vitas Gueralitis .....

"And let that be a lesson to you all. Nobody beats Vitas Gerulaitis 17 times in a row." -- post-match conference after beating Jimmy Connors after Connors had beaten him 16 times in a row.


I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.  - Mitch Hedberg

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Re: Quotes you like
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2008, 02:32:35 PM »
My favorite all-tinme tennis quote was made by Vitas Gueralitis .....

"And let that be a lesson to you all. Nobody beats Vitas Gerulaitis 17 times in a row." -- post-match conference after beating Jimmy Connors after Connors had beaten him 16 times in a row.




I've heard that quote a few times, thats just a classic and one I love!  :)
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Re: Quotes you like
« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2008, 04:58:06 PM »
My favorite all-tinme tennis quote was made by Vitas Gueralitis .....

"And let that be a lesson to you all. Nobody beats Vitas Gerulaitis 17 times in a row." -- post-match conference after beating Jimmy Connors after Connors had beaten him 16 times in a row.




I've heard that quote a few times, thats just a classic and one I love!  :)

Hail, Jster has posted that quote on this board at least like 5 times or something!  But you know what, that quote will never get old!   :rofl_2:

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Re: Quotes you like
« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2008, 05:32:29 PM »
My favorite all-tinme tennis quote was made by Vitas Gueralitis .....

"And let that be a lesson to you all. Nobody beats Vitas Gerulaitis 17 times in a row." -- post-match conference after beating Jimmy Connors after Connors had beaten him 16 times in a row.


I've heard that quote a few times, thats just a classic and one I love!  :)

Hail, Jster has posted that quote on this board at least like 5 times or something!  But you know what, that quote will never get old!   :rofl_2:

Here's another good 'un.

Lendl to Brad Gilbert:
Gilbert, 0-15 lifetime v Lendl, was an easy volley from going up 5-1 in the 3rd set of their 16th and final meeting. After chunking the volley, Gilbert goes on to finish his career a perfect 0-16. After the match, while Gilbert is icing his foot, Lendl sits next to him and says:

I could be on my deathbed with a 110-degree temperature and still beat you.

Man, I miss these guys!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Quotes you like
« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2008, 05:39:54 PM »
This come from my facebook.
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"Is necessary to attack to the Iraq, no? For they to having massive arms of detructionating. Saddam is bad man, and he have to be broughten to the justice, truth. I not think international pression will work, only a war."- 17 yo Rafael Nadal on Iraq War

Q: What did Jimmy do after the game?
Andy: He bought me a beer.

Federer was asked if he was starting to feel small when he looked around the locker room. "I try not to look too closely," the world number one managed to splutter before giggling his way through the rest of the interview.

"I'm in bed with Andy Roddick. Seriously!! He's on top of me right now!"- Me (BTW, I was in bed watching him on my laptop, which was on my tummy. But if Andy really was in bed with me, I'd have pics for you. ;-)

RAFAEL NADAL: Well, it's not just the one place. I have pain here, in my famous ass (smiling). After I feel a little bit here, too (pointing to the inside and outside of the thigh). That maybe it's just tired, no? But down this way and in the ass is very, very painful, no?

First Law of Cartoon Physics:

Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation.

Second Law:

A body in motion tends to stay in motion until said body is in contact with TNT, where it explodes. The body, miraculously, then regains motion during the next scene.

"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall. "

Mitch Hedberg

" 'Colon' Powell... 'Cunnilangus' Rice.... 'Cunnilangus' Rice sounds like a Mexican dish. Why don't we put her on a plate, and send her to Mexico so the Mexicans'll eat her."

Dave Chappelle: the Black White Supremacist

Time Henman's wife is pregnant so at least one British seed got through.

Love the Timmy one  :rofl_2:  :rofl_2:
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Re: Quotes you like
« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2008, 05:51:01 PM »
My favorite all-tinme tennis quote was made by Vitas Gueralitis .....

"And let that be a lesson to you all. Nobody beats Vitas Gerulaitis 17 times in a row." -- post-match conference after beating Jimmy Connors after Connors had beaten him 16 times in a row.


I've heard that quote a few times, thats just a classic and one I love!  :)

Hail, Jster has posted that quote on this board at least like 5 times or something!  But you know what, that quote will never get old!   :rofl_2:

Here's another good 'un.

Lendl to Brad Gilbert:
Gilbert, 0-15 lifetime v Lendl, was an easy volley from going up 5-1 in the 3rd set of their 16th and final meeting. After chunking the volley, Gilbert goes on to finish his career a perfect 0-16. After the match, while Gilbert is icing his foot, Lendl sits next to him and says:

I could be on my deathbed with a 110-degree temperature and still beat you.

Man, I miss these guys!!!!!!!!!!


Ouch! that's rough  :))
0-16... that's like worse than Roddick, I didn't think that was possible.


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Re: Quotes you like
« Reply #15 on: January 15, 2008, 05:58:14 PM »

"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall. "

Mitch Hedberg

blackgirl? Huh? Huh?!?! No Roddick...   :confused1:

I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.
I saw Mitch a few weeks before he died.   R.I.P.  Thanks for this. Mitch was great!

Chappelle's Black White Supremacist is hilarious.   :rofl_2:
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Re: Quotes you like
« Reply #16 on: January 15, 2008, 05:58:39 PM »
My favorite all-tinme tennis quote was made by Vitas Gueralitis .....

"And let that be a lesson to you all. Nobody beats Vitas Gerulaitis 17 times in a row." -- post-match conference after beating Jimmy Connors after Connors had beaten him 16 times in a row.




Love that quote!!

I like this one by Richard Krajicek

"I may have exaggerated a bit when I said that 80 per cent of the top women tennis players are fat pigs.  It's only 75 per cent  :rofl_2: "

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Re: Quotes you like
« Reply #17 on: January 15, 2008, 06:02:06 PM »

"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall. "

Mitch Hedberg

blackgirl? Huh? Huh?!?! No Roddick...   :confused1:

I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.
I saw Mitch a few weeks before he died.   R.I.P.  Thanks for this. Mitch was great!

Chappelle's Black White Supremacist is hilarious.   :rofl_2:

The second quote. ;-()



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Re: Quotes you like
« Reply #18 on: January 15, 2008, 06:07:04 PM »
Johnny mac to a tennis fan in the crowd

"What other problems do you have besides being unemployed, a moron and a dork" - The flaming cheek  :))

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« Reply #19 on: January 15, 2008, 06:17:25 PM »
2002 US Open
Rusedski: "I lost that match, he (Sampras) didn't win it. He's a step and a half slower coming into the netů I can't see him winning another match, in fact I'll be very surprised if he wins against Haas in the next round."

Sampras: ...against him, I don't need to be a step and a half quicker, do I?

Pete went on to beat Andre in the final.
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