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Re: Quotes you like
« Reply #120 on: May 02, 2008, 01:56:49 PM »
'You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?'

Chris Rock, what a legend.

Thanks for this one!   Chris Rock has to be my favorite comedian!   He did a show at OSU for us students and I laughed the whole time..................do you know how much your face can hurt when you laugh that much for that long?   I do.  It was great!   :cool:

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« Reply #121 on: May 02, 2008, 03:39:19 PM »
'You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?'

Chris Rock, what a legend.

Thanks for this one!   Chris Rock has to be my favorite comedian!   He did a show at OSU for us students and I laughed the whole time..................do you know how much your face can hurt when you laugh that much for that long?   I do.  It was great!   :cool:

Yeah, I know how it feels to laugh so hard you hurt. I saw Harold and Kumar last week. :))



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Re: Quotes you like
« Reply #122 on: May 23, 2008, 09:51:18 PM »
"Murray is a worthless seed and has been since his father ejaculated."

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« Reply #123 on: May 23, 2008, 09:57:22 PM »
'You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?'

Chris Rock, what a legend.

Thanks for this one!   Chris Rock has to be my favorite comedian!   He did a show at OSU for us students and I laughed the whole time..................do you know how much your face can hurt when you laugh that much for that long?   I do.  It was great!   :cool:

Yeah, I know how it feels to laugh so hard you hurt. I saw Harold and Kumar last week. :))

I didn't find the second one as amusing as the first. The first was a real classic, I can watch that a 100 times and still laugh just as much.  :))


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« Reply #124 on: May 24, 2008, 12:40:35 AM »
'You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?'

Chris Rock, what a legend.

Thanks for this one!   Chris Rock has to be my favorite comedian!   He did a show at OSU for us students and I laughed the whole time..................do you know how much your face can hurt when you laugh that much for that long?   I do.  It was great!   :cool:

Yeah, I know how it feels to laugh so hard you hurt. I saw Harold and Kumar last week. :))

I didn't find the second one as amusing as the first. The first was a real classic, I can watch that a 100 times and still laugh just as much.  :))

You didn't like the second one?? I loved it. The Rob Cordrey character is the best. :not worthy: One of my favorite scenes is when he's interrogating every body -- the family, giving pennies to the Jewish friends, pouring grape soda on the ground in front of the black people. I have never seen such a hilarious racist before. :shakey: And when the inbred son was in Harold's bed --- I almost died. I was laughing so hard that I was crying and I my stomach was hurting. :hysterical: :hysterical:



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Re: Quotes you like
« Reply #125 on: May 29, 2008, 04:24:12 PM »
"Murray is a worthless seed and has been since his father ejaculated."

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 :rofl_2:    Ouch baby.............very ouch!   :rofl_2:

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« Reply #126 on: May 29, 2008, 04:28:48 PM »
"At the recent Champions League final between Man Utd and Chelsea in Moscow, the Russian police vowed to treat the players and fans like royalty. They took them all into a cellar and had them shot". Ian St. John, Have I Got News for You.

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« Reply #127 on: May 31, 2008, 06:02:23 PM »
Love this quote:

From Erin Brockovich

To a Lawyer

"THATS ALL YOU GOT LADY, TWO WRONG FEET AND ****ING UGLY SHOE'S"

From the film

Love that film

A Lady with ****ing Balls  :thank-you: :smartie:
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« Reply #128 on: June 03, 2008, 05:10:41 PM »
Everyone wants a lady with f**king balls!   :rofl_2: :rofl_2:

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« Reply #129 on: June 03, 2008, 05:14:34 PM »
After looking at my previous post and comparing it to Alison's I am at a loss for what bad word she actually posted or did she actually post "asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, i-n-g"?   :rofl_2:

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« Reply #130 on: June 21, 2008, 06:39:51 PM »
"I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: Try to please everybody"

Herbert Bayard Swope

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« Reply #131 on: April 13, 2009, 03:59:00 PM »
We have a lot of stand-up comedy stuff here. These funny men are clean.

Jim Gaffigan
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« Reply #132 on: April 13, 2009, 04:01:07 PM »
Brian Regan
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Re: Quotes you like
« Reply #133 on: April 13, 2009, 09:13:54 PM »

"if I catch you on this side again without a ball in your hand, Imma light yo as up" Avon to Prop Joe

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« Reply #134 on: April 14, 2009, 03:31:57 PM »
From a recent posting:

"We'll always have Paris

Round up the usual suspects

As the leader of all illegal activities in Casablanca, I am an influential and respected man

Here's looking at you, kid

I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship

..and
Play it Sam, play "As Time Goes By" "

and so on.  I love them all!  :))

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« Reply #135 on: April 14, 2009, 03:35:21 PM »
From a recent posting:

"We'll always have Paris

Round up the usual suspects

As the leader of all illegal activities in Casablanca, I am an influential and respected man

Here's looking at you, kid

I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship

..and
Play it Sam, play "As Time Goes By" "

and so on.  I love them all!  :))


I thought that was a poem!  :rofl_2:
I think it actually works!
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« Reply #136 on: April 14, 2009, 03:36:47 PM »
Casablanca is my favorite movie!!   :))

I love the one "We'll always have Paris" and " Play it once, Sam. For old times' sake".
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« Reply #137 on: April 14, 2009, 05:05:26 PM »
A government is the most dangerous threat to man's rights: it holds a legal monopoly on the use of physical force against legally disarmed victims.


Government "help" to business is just as disastrous as government persecution... the only way a government can be of service to national prosperity is by keeping its hands off.


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Re: Quotes you like
« Reply #138 on: April 14, 2009, 08:58:51 PM »
Casablanca is my favorite movie!!   :))

I love the one "We'll always have Paris" and " Play it once, Sam. For old times' sake".
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Ahh I love that movie too Conchita.... :)


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« Reply #139 on: April 15, 2009, 01:22:27 PM »


"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have." - Thomas Jefferson.