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Re: Quotes you like
« Reply #200 on: April 21, 2009, 01:45:02 AM »
The difference between a good Fish n' Chips lunch and a bad Fish n' Chips lunch is the tasteyness of the tartar sauce.
If ever you are within arms reach of me, I shall treat you a Fish 'n Chips meal you will never forget! :king:
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« Reply #201 on: April 21, 2009, 03:01:54 PM »
If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is explained in this way.

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« Reply #202 on: April 21, 2009, 03:24:18 PM »
Here's a great quote:

Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah.
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Re: Quotes you like
« Reply #203 on: April 21, 2009, 08:19:52 PM »
Day: A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent.

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Re: Quotes you like
« Reply #204 on: April 21, 2009, 09:19:15 PM »
Day: A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent.


I guess that depends on the individual. ..-)
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Re: Quotes you like
« Reply #205 on: April 21, 2009, 11:32:45 PM »
Day: A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent.


I guess that depends on the individual. ..-)

Emma got too close to the tartar sauce :sick:
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Re: Quotes you like
« Reply #206 on: April 22, 2009, 07:27:51 AM »
Day: A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent.



Exhibit A!   :rofl_2:

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Re: Quotes you like
« Reply #207 on: April 22, 2009, 09:19:49 AM »
The difference between a good Fish n' Chips lunch and a bad Fish n' Chips lunch is the tasteyness of the tartar sauce.
If ever you are within arms reach of me, I shall treat you a Fish 'n Chips meal you will never forget! :king:
http://www.myspace.com/ginosbarandgrill
I shall wear my thong, of course! :rofl_2:


Don't forget to post some pics.  :love:     :rofl_2:


You really don't want to see pictures.



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Re: Quotes you like
« Reply #208 on: April 22, 2009, 09:41:23 AM »
Day: A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent.


I guess that depends on the individual. ..-)

That quote is not by me btw but someone really famous. His name escapes me now but once I go home, I will be able to look it up, as I have it bookmarked. He has quite a few like that.
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« Reply #209 on: April 22, 2009, 10:58:04 AM »
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. - Steven Wright

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.  - Mitch Hedberg

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Re: Quotes you like
« Reply #210 on: April 22, 2009, 12:35:17 PM »
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. - Steven Wright


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Re: Quotes you like
« Reply #211 on: April 22, 2009, 02:17:48 PM »
The difference between a good Fish n' Chips lunch and a bad Fish n' Chips lunch is the tasteyness of the tartar sauce.
If ever you are within arms reach of me, I shall treat you a Fish 'n Chips meal you will never forget! :king:
http://www.myspace.com/ginosbarandgrill
I shall wear my thong, of course! :rofl_2:


Don't forget to post some pics.  :love:     :rofl_2:


You really don't want to see pictures.



Trust me.  :whistling:


I trust you.   ;-()  Who wants to see Monstuh in a thong running around a ping pond table??   :rofl_2:  COUNT ME OUT! :bang-head:
You're a real spoil sport you are. :mad1:
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Re: Quotes you like
« Reply #212 on: April 22, 2009, 02:39:00 PM »
you're the jungle theme!

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Re: Quotes you like
« Reply #213 on: April 22, 2009, 02:55:06 PM »
Monky, I miss talking to you!
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Re: Quotes you like
« Reply #214 on: April 22, 2009, 03:24:45 PM »
Monky, I miss talking to you!

ok...blah blah blah! better, better? huh huh?  :shakey: :tease: :yahoo:

on another note, I like that quote, more people should say it ;-(). we could go back to that houston clay court thread and talk about non-houston clay court things :bright idea: or you could open that tea shop, i did win the bet and now I have bullets

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« Reply #215 on: April 23, 2009, 08:18:24 AM »
Monky, I miss talking to you!

ok...blah blah blah! better, better? huh huh?  :shakey: :tease: :yahoo:

on another note, I like that quote, more people should say it ;-(). we could go back to that houston clay court thread and talk about non-houston clay court things :bright idea: or you could open that tea shop, i did win the bet and now I have bullets

 :worthy: the spell

Monky! Blah, blah, blah indeed. I used to say that a lot not so long ago. Whenever I didn't feel like replying, I would just say, blah, blah, blah ...whatever. LOL. But I knew those people well so that was okay. I wouldn't say that to a stranger though. Why but I am kind.  :))

Hey, I will open my famous cafe/tea/pub shop pretty soon. You did win and you do deserve it. Besides, that will allow us to talk nonsense. I noticed things were quite slow on this section of the forum last night. Wonder why.
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Re: Quotes you like
« Reply #216 on: April 23, 2009, 12:20:41 PM »
Monky, I miss talking to you!

ok...blah blah blah! better, better? huh huh?  :shakey: :tease: :yahoo:

on another note, I like that quote, more people should say it ;-(). we could go back to that houston clay court thread and talk about non-houston clay court things :bright idea: or you could open that tea shop, i did win the bet and now I have bullets

 :worthy: the spell

Monky! Blah, blah, blah indeed. I used to say that a lot not so long ago. Whenever I didn't feel like replying, I would just say, blah, blah, blah ...whatever. LOL. But I knew those people well so that was okay. I wouldn't say that to a stranger though. Why but I am kind.  :))

Hey, I will open my famous cafe/tea/pub shop pretty soon. You did win and you do deserve it. Besides, that will allow us to talk nonsense. I noticed things were quite slow on this section of the forum last night. Wonder why.

I just went with the blah blah blah because I didn't know what to say and I felt very energetic as my smile-guys were suppose to portray. I think the cowboy would like us to have our own place for us to talk nonsense, that way some of these threads stay on topic :rofl_2:. and yeah thats weird that our last few posts were the last ones on this thread, it was booming for a good while.
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Re: Quotes you like
« Reply #217 on: April 23, 2009, 01:57:33 PM »
Monky, I miss talking to you!

ok...blah blah blah! better, better? huh huh?  :shakey: :tease: :yahoo:

on another note, I like that quote, more people should say it ;-(). we could go back to that houston clay court thread and talk about non-houston clay court things :bright idea: or you could open that tea shop, i did win the bet and now I have bullets

 :worthy: the spell

Monky! Blah, blah, blah indeed. I used to say that a lot not so long ago. Whenever I didn't feel like replying, I would just say, blah, blah, blah ...whatever. LOL. But I knew those people well so that was okay. I wouldn't say that to a stranger though. Why but I am kind.  :))

Hey, I will open my famous cafe/tea/pub shop pretty soon. You did win and you do deserve it. Besides, that will allow us to talk nonsense. I noticed things were quite slow on this section of the forum last night. Wonder why.

I just went with the blah blah blah because I didn't know what to say and I felt very energetic as my smile-guys were suppose to portray. I think the cowboy would like us to have our own place for us to talk nonsense, that way some of these threads stay on topic :rofl_2:. and yeah thats weird that our last few posts were the last ones on this thread, it was booming for a good while.

I didn't mean this thread only though but the who General Discussion thread.  :)~
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Re: Quotes you like
« Reply #218 on: April 23, 2009, 04:58:26 PM »
"I'd rather be p*ssed-off than P*ssed-on"   :)~

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« Reply #219 on: April 23, 2009, 05:04:27 PM »
"I'd rather be p*ssed-off than P*ssed-on"   :)~

I wasn't raised properly.

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