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Snipes Gets 3 years in jail!
« on: April 24, 2008, 07:10:26 PM »
For not paying taxes.  And here I was hoping for a Blade 4 soon...

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/04/24/snipes.sentencing/index.html
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Re: Snipes Gets 3 years in jail!
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2008, 07:13:57 PM »
So the courts did you a favor. They saved you the $10.

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Re: Snipes Gets 3 years in jail!
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2008, 07:20:28 PM »
LOL, I would have seen it on DVD, it's cheaper.  I did love the Blade movies though.  :)

Sorry it says I modified your post, I clicked "modify" instead of "quote" and started typing away.  I submitted it before I saw what I did.
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Re: Snipes Gets 3 years in jail!
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2008, 07:37:00 PM »
LOL, I would have seen it on DVD, it's cheaper.  I did love the Blade movies though.  :)

Sorry it says I modified your post, I clicked "modify" instead of "quote" and started typing away.  I submitted it before I saw what I did.

Mod on mod crime!  :)>>>> (well, admin on mod crime, which is worse!)
I did the same thing to OSU the first time I went to quote Buckeye. I messed up his post in the process.  ..-)
As for Blade, I've only seen parts of the first on TNT or somewhere. Just another chop/shocky type thing.

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Re: Snipes Gets 3 years in jail!
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2008, 07:50:31 PM »
LOL, I would have seen it on DVD, it's cheaper.  I did love the Blade movies though.  :)

Sorry it says I modified your post, I clicked "modify" instead of "quote" and started typing away.  I submitted it before I saw what I did.

Mod on mod crime!  :)>>>> (well, admin on mod crime, which is worse!)
I did the same thing to OSU the first time I went to quote Buckeye. I messed up his post in the process.  ..-)
As for Blade, I've only seen parts of the first on TNT or somewhere. Just another chop/shocky type thing.

Oh, maybe I should be modifying your last post.  :)
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Re: Snipes Gets 3 years in jail!
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2008, 08:50:08 PM »
LOL, I would have seen it on DVD, it's cheaper.  I did love the Blade movies though.  :)

Sorry it says I modified your post, I clicked "modify" instead of "quote" and started typing away.  I submitted it before I saw what I did.

Mod on mod crime!  :)>>>> (well, admin on mod crime, which is worse!)
I did the same thing to OSU the first time I went to quote Buckeye. I messed up his post in the process.  ..-)
As for Blade, I've only seen parts of the first on TNT or somewhere. Just another chop/shocky type thing.

Oh, maybe I should be modifying your last post.  :)

You could, but you'd feel terrible about it.  :)~

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Re: Snipes Gets 3 years in jail!
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2008, 09:33:33 PM »

is it possible the vampires set him up ?

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Re: Snipes Gets 3 years in jail!
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2008, 09:52:06 PM »

is it possible the vampires set him up ?

No it was Steven Seagal. He's trying to get someone to grab some of his fans, as his have passed him by.
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Re: Snipes Gets 3 years in jail!
« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2008, 10:04:22 PM »

is it possible the vampires set him up ?

No it was Steven Seagal. He's trying to get someone to grab some of his fans, as his have passed him by.

if that is his goal, Seagal must have been the one suggesting Stallone to film last Rambo and Rocky... now Sly's fans are on sale...

poor Steven must have been desperate... he possibly had less fans than Davydenko whose followers make conventions in phone booths...

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Re: Snipes Gets 3 years in jail!
« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2008, 10:12:41 PM »

is it possible the vampires set him up ?

No it was Steven Seagal. He's trying to get someone to grab some of his fans, as his have passed him by.

if that is his goal, Seagal must have been the one suggesting Stallone to film last Rambo and Rocky... now Sly's fans are on sale...

poor Steven must have been desperate... he possibly had less fans than Davydenko whose followers make conventions in phone booths...


I'm pretty sure Stallone's fan would have fit into a phone booth if it weren't for those steroids he's been using.

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Re: Snipes Gets 3 years in jail!
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2008, 09:13:10 AM »

Somehow I think Snipes will have a hard time in jail...





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Re: Snipes Gets 3 years in jail!
« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2008, 07:46:23 AM »
lol, too funny!
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Re: Snipes Gets 3 years in jail!
« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2008, 08:23:05 AM »
lol, too funny!

certainly not for Snipes...

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Re: Snipes Gets 3 years in jail!
« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2008, 10:03:05 PM »
For not paying taxes.  And here I was hoping for a Blade 4 soon...

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/04/24/snipes.sentencing/index.html



Don't you know they can do everything from jail now?  He'll not only film Blade 4 but 5, 6, and 7 and write a book about his life in prison to make millions for it, then get out - forget to pay taxes again, and the circle continues... :\

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Re: Snipes Gets 3 years in jail!
« Reply #14 on: May 02, 2008, 10:40:53 AM »
For not paying taxes.  And here I was hoping for a Blade 4 soon...

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/04/24/snipes.sentencing/index.html



Don't you know they can do everything from jail now?  He'll not only film Blade 4 but 5, 6, and 7 and write a book about his life in prison to make millions for it, then get out - forget to pay taxes again, and the circle continues... :\



That doesn't change the fact that his time in jail could and very likely will suck! 

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Re: Snipes Gets 3 years in jail!
« Reply #15 on: May 02, 2008, 10:46:53 AM »
For not paying taxes.  And here I was hoping for a Blade 4 soon...

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/04/24/snipes.sentencing/index.html



Don't you know they can do everything from jail now?  He'll not only film Blade 4 but 5, 6, and 7 and write a book about his life in prison to make millions for it, then get out - forget to pay taxes again, and the circle continues... :\



That doesn't change the fact that his time in jail could and very likely will suck! 


I am not sure his time in jail is what will suck. He will probably have to suck himself...

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Re: Snipes Gets 3 years in jail!
« Reply #16 on: May 02, 2008, 01:35:01 PM »
For not paying taxes.  And here I was hoping for a Blade 4 soon...

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/04/24/snipes.sentencing/index.html



Don't you know they can do everything from jail now?  He'll not only film Blade 4 but 5, 6, and 7 and write a book about his life in prison to make millions for it, then get out - forget to pay taxes again, and the circle continues... :\



That doesn't change the fact that his time in jail could and very likely will suck! 


I am not sure his time in jail is what will suck. He will probably have to suck himself...


Suck himself???     :zipped: :zipped: :rofl_2:

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Re: Snipes Gets 3 years in jail!
« Reply #17 on: May 02, 2008, 01:50:54 PM »
For not paying taxes.  And here I was hoping for a Blade 4 soon...

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/04/24/snipes.sentencing/index.html



Don't you know they can do everything from jail now?  He'll not only film Blade 4 but 5, 6, and 7 and write a book about his life in prison to make millions for it, then get out - forget to pay taxes again, and the circle continues... :\



That doesn't change the fact that his time in jail could and very likely will suck! 


I am not sure his time in jail is what will suck. He will probably have to suck himself...


Suck himself???     :zipped: :zipped: :rofl_2:


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Re: Snipes Gets 3 years in jail!
« Reply #18 on: May 02, 2008, 02:02:02 PM »
Again, pardon my English. It is just that those words reminded me that movie Shawshank Redemtion where Tim Robbins was in jail and was asked to perform oral estimulation (to put in in formal words) on the gang leader and he replied that if the gang leader shot him while doing it the reflex would cause him to bite and lock his jaws at maximum... he got away with it... at least with that part, according to Morgan Freeman's character...

That's the kind of welcoming Snipes may encounter in jail. By the way, if he finds some prisioner like Robbins he better asks him to do his tax and accontability books...
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Re: Snipes Gets 3 years in jail!
« Reply #19 on: May 02, 2008, 05:49:56 PM »
Shawshank Redemption is an awesome movie!
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